I want to live my next life backwards!

reflexboy

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I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports,date,drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again! .

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves
ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
 

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Missing out some essential elements which shows that only a man could have come up with that one!!:D
 

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well said chuck:bannana:
 
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What are we to do? Stand our ground and united we are strong-LOL
 

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What are we to do? Stand our ground and united we are strong-LOL
You think!! We(women) know different! :devil: :devil: :devil:

I can recall an example where a certain petit superstar - Kylie - when modelling a certain exotic lingerie was able to command a whole auditorium of men to be seated because she rendered them unable ti stand up without words or violence or even being in the place!!

We can so control you lot.:devil::devil::devil:
 
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Missing out some essential elements which shows that only a man could have come up with that one!!:D
But men don't do the ironing...... :devil:
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I have a funny feeling I'm going to regret this post......
 

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But men don't do the ironing...... :devil:
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I have a funny feeling I'm going to regret this post......
The best men do...............:devil:

And for the others - it's just too technicically advanced:devil:
 

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