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Yeah.
So why do women wear makeup and perfume?
















































Because they're ugly and they smell


ducks and runs for cover.......
 
:bannana:


not really, we normally have to redo the stuff we want to wear;)
Well I'm sure Naomi is more than happy for you to do it instead.
 
But men don't do the ironing...... :devil:
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I have a funny feeling I'm going to regret this post......
They do in my house if they don't want tram lines down their arms and legs :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
I have a funny feeling I'm going to regret this post......

I have an instant vicar kit you could borrow and there is still place in the safe house :D.
 
If I were jpskiller, I'd go out for dinner for the next few days. :D

You haven't tasted PurpleGoddess's food have you? He already does eat out.....
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In for a penny, in for a pound....
 
I must at this point offer my sincerest apologises for stirring up such a heated debate. It was only an email I recieved today....FROM A WOMAN!!
 
Oh, and by the way female species-I am currently dying from man-flu. Put that one in your tin and bake it. Oh no, the man flu stunt for getting sympathy was done recently...Oh well, the guys know what I mean:D
 
Oh, and by the way female species-I am currently dying from man-flu. Put that one in your tin and bake it. Oh no, the man flu stunt for getting sympathy was done recently...Oh well, the guys know what I mean:D

Typical man - has to throw a sicky when the going gets tough!!:p :p :p
 
Typical man - has to throw a sicky when the going gets tough!!:p :p :p

No!! I way dying at work today, I am dying now and I shall die at work tomorrow all over again.:(
 
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Not allowed to be sick... Mrs Said so...
 

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