Ian Walker has an obsession

[Motard]

I always thought Ian was a bit obsessive about Mercs and I now know there are other obsessions working away in his head!
During his time down here he has brought to my notice that there are lots of topless girls on the beach and even more walking around bra-less. I hadn't ever noticed these things and it came as quite a surprise to have Ian continually saying 'phoaarr, look at the knockers on that!'
Clearly he has a problem so in order to help him I decided to tell all to Bev, his wife. Now she has noticed how he walks into trees and drops his keys here there and everywhere. I suggested to Bev that she buy a cattleprod and zap him every time he checks out some boobs, that would cure him I reckon!
Maybe others with the same affliction can help?
It would be really helpful for him to find lots of cures on here when he gets home on Wednesday, come on people!

 

[Kinky]

This should help ...

A cattle prod .... and it comes in 3 colours, and not silver either, so he shoul dbe happy.

Usually works rather excellently on the testes

http://www.hotshotproducts.com/prods.htm

K

 

[NormanB]

Well that all sounds quite normal to me - he is only verbalising his thoughts!

 

[andy_k]

perhaps you should point Bev at this website

http://www.taser.com/



Andy

 

[Gollom]

How about everytime he succumbs, Bev can use his coupe for another week?

That should do it!

:bannana:

 

[glojo]

At the risk of being branded sexist or not being politically correct, I would be more concerned if he was looking at this type scenario!!

Hopefully Ian will be taking lots of holiday snaps!!

Have a great time,

Regards,
John

 

[Motard]

How about everytime he succumbs, Bev can use his coupe for another week?

That should do it!

:bannana:

Nope, the coupe belongs to Bev!
I'm so glad I told her about this problem, for sure she will remember and keep reminding him, wives are good at that!

 

[mergli]

......and it came as quite a surprise to have Ian continually saying 'phoaarr, look at the knockers on that!'

Funnily enough I said the very same thing to the wife over in Rome last weekend........ obviously I was admiring some rather large brass door furniture at the time.......

 

[Brian WH]

I'm so glad I told her about this problem, for sure she will remember and keep reminding him, wives are good at that!

No I cannot agree, wives are very tolerant, I wish.

Different when there is a fit man about of course, then they don't say a word.

 

[wallingd]

When I was in France a few weeks ago i spent more time looking at the road than the beach... !

 

[Flash]

With me I can never win – with current G/F when I see “something” I do not make it obvious at all and act as normal – she then gets all paranoid and goes off on one “I know that you’re really secretly looking at her…” and on couple of occasions made a show by covering my eyes with her hands when I was not even guilty and yelled "thats right you have a good look…

I hate to see her reaction IF she genuinely did see me window shopping… !

Off course as Brian pointed out if its the g/f/wife "window shopping" then its ok for the to look/make a comment...

 

[Ian B Walker]

Right you lot !! I am back from a brilliant holiday care of Motard or should that read "Retard". As for the chest adornments, well it has to be done, I am male after all. Seriously though if you failed to notice them you are blind. I did notice three police cars while there, one of which kindly booked me for not stopping at a Halt sign. 90 euros later. No, there were no "adornments" on show. Steve, as for your suggestion

How about everytime he succumbs, Bev can use his coupe for another week?

That should do it!

After what she has done to the Coupe on the way back, it wont work. She has had a come together on the M6 with some idiot in an Escort. New wing time, again!! Pics to be posted later. Bob (Retard) started this as a joke, Bev knew all about it. Never ever go to Florensac as the wine is crap, the people are unsocial and the roads in August undrivable (the weather is good though). Oh and the police dont like us English lot. (Serious note) The hospitality I got from Retard was out of this world and how he has managed to get a Mrs as good looking as MJ I do not know. The Countryside needs further exploration (next year) and I must try to get some serious wine tasting done over the next few weeks (boot full of the stuff). Total distance driven = 3000+ miles. Its a 23 hour drive, but well worth it. Average MPG 40, from an old 2.2 94 Coupe aint bad. Many Many thanks Bob. Now where did I leave my camera?

 

[Flyer]

Nice review Ian, sound lovely Hope you did take loads of pics and will let us see them

Hope the damage isn't too bad

Bob, are you going to let him get away with calling you names? you must have some more dirt on ian?

 

[BonzoDog]

I was sent a clipping from The Sun(?) yesterday saying that there had been a study demonstrating that such ogling was as good for men as a 30 minute workout. Around 10 minutes per day was recommended. There was a picture accompanying this to illustrate the target for such oglers.
No, I won't post it.
Slow news time of year.

 

[glojo]

I was sent a clipping from The Sun(?) yesterday saying that there had been a study demonstrating that such ogling was as good for men as a 30 minute workout. Around 10 minutes per day was recommended. There was a picture accompanying this to illustrate the target for such oglers.
No, I won't post it.
Slow news time of year.

Are you sure it was 'ogling' that is good for you??

John

 

[nigel cross]

Nothing wrong with looking at the local wildlife, its when you stop looking you have to worry.

 

[BonzoDog]

Are you sure it was 'ogling' that is good for you??

John

Can never be sure - wife sent me to have a cold shower.

 

[Ian B Walker]

Nothing wrong with looking at the local wildlife, its when you stop looking you have to worry.

 

[glojo]

Nothing wrong with looking at the local wildlife, its when you stop looking you have to worry.

Have you seen Ian's signature???

 

[Motard]

Nothing wrong with looking at the local wildlife, its when you stop looking you have to worry.

Looking is one thing, having ones nose in a young ladies cleavage is another