If you had just one question....

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    The other two threads got me thinking......

    If you had just one question, who would you ask and what would the question be?
     
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    Mine would be:

    Have you got too much time on your hands? :D
     
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    Seemingly so.....


    Next!
     
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    My question would be to Alfie.
    I'd ask him what's it all about.
     
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    The answer is 42 [ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ] Now what was the question?
     
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    42 Legs ?!? !?! ?!? !?! :confused:

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    The ultimate question of life,the universe and everything (42):D
     
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    When the answer to the ultimate question of life,the universe and everything was revealed to be 42,supercomputer "Deep Thought" explained that the answer was incomprehensible because nobody actually knew what the question was.

    It went on to predict that another computer, more powerful than itself would be made and designed by it to calculate the question for the answer.

    The computer, often mistaken for a planet (because of its size and use of biological components), was the Earth, and was destroyed by Vogons to make way for a hyperspatial express route, five minutes before the conclusion of its 10-million-year program.

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    The answer is
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    How much of Whitey's life has he spent counting plastic bags in his kitchen?

    And Trapperjohn.
     
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