If you were President of the World what would you ban?

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I'll start with, in no particular order:

Shorts. Specifically men in shorts. They look naff whether they are above the knee or half way up your leg.
You are a man, your legs do not look good.
You are not playing sport put some proper trousers on you scruffy git.

Track suit bottoms. Especially those with stripes down them. How can they be part of a suit?
Too lazy to buy jeans or trousers that fit properly.

Sandals with or without socks.

Hoodies. Are you cold? It's 30c outside in the shade.

Pony tails on old men.

Dressing gowns. You are not Noel Coward.

Broccoli.

Tattoos. Never seen a good one yet. Get branded, be different.

Any facial piercings.

Hair dyed red/pink/orange/purple/green or any other unnatural colour.
Get a mirror, it looks sh1t.

Diesel. You only EVER buy a diesel for economy. You heart is not in it.
 
I'll start with, in no particular order:

Shorts. Specifically men in shorts. They look naff whether they are above the knee or half way up your leg.
You are a man, your legs do not look good.
You are not playing sport put some proper trousers on you scruffy git.

Track suit bottoms. Especially those with stripes down them. How can they be part of a suit?
Too lazy to buy jeans or trousers that fit properly.

Sandals with or without socks.

Hoodies. Are you cold? It's 30c outside in the shade.

Pony tails on old men.

Dressing gowns. You are not Noel Coward.

Broccoli.

Tattoos. Never seen a good one yet. Get branded, be different.

Any facial piercings.

Hair dyed red/pink/orange/purple/green or any other unnatural colour.
Get a mirror, it looks sh1t.

Diesel. You only EVER buy a diesel for economy. You heart is not in it.

All of the above, except shorts---I have sexy legs... ;)

White trainers (prison shoes?).
Skinny jeans / trousers on men.......not a good look.
Man buns, man bags, man scaping ...... If it has to be prefaced by the word 'man', then there is a problem.
Those weird eyebrows women are sporting these days.
Obviously fake nails, hair extentions, fake boobs etc and women plastering themselves with makeup. Must be weird dating these days, you really don't know what the real woman looks like.
Hats being worn indoors or while driving (unless in a convertible) .....
Soaps Eastenders, Corrie, etc etc. Is the show the reality or is reality the show? I'm a little confused on that - never watched one but the adverts / trailers put me right off.
"Super fans"...really?

Light punishment for criminals.

Actually, I'm going to stop, I could be here for days...
 
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Have to admit, I could have written post #3........

(Except maybe the sexy legs bit, but nevertheless I still wear shorts!)
 
Marketing companies who p*ss on your shoes and assure you it's only raining
 
If I was President of the World then I wouldn’t ban any of things mentioned so far, I enjoy diversity. Vive la difference!

However if I was President of the World I would definitely have an underground storage facility for my helicopters.

PS I would frustrate the shorts-haters. I live in them, 24/7 365, sunshine or snow. I sometimes wear sandals too, made by Crocs!
 
Did I misread the thread title? It did say President and not Dictator didn’t it?
 
If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring.


No, no, no.... you completely misunderstood the thread. 'Every day would be the first day of spring' - now, where's the grumpiness in that?
 
People that don't wash their hand after using the loo.

People, usually youths, that walk around with their hands down the front of their tracksuit bottoms. Filthy scumbags..
 
I would eliminate all cantankerous old men, thus instantly disappearing myself, creating what will become known as the Markjay Paradox.
 

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