- Joined
- Nov 7, 2017
- Messages
- 967
- Location
- Bucks
- Car
- All gone now.E 220 Convertible, 2x190E, 2xC180, 1xB180 sport.
I'll start with, in no particular order:
Shorts. Specifically men in shorts. They look naff whether they are above the knee or half way up your leg.
You are a man, your legs do not look good.
You are not playing sport put some proper trousers on you scruffy git.
Track suit bottoms. Especially those with stripes down them. How can they be part of a suit?
Too lazy to buy jeans or trousers that fit properly.
Sandals with or without socks.
Hoodies. Are you cold? It's 30c outside in the shade.
Pony tails on old men.
Dressing gowns. You are not Noel Coward.
Broccoli.
Tattoos. Never seen a good one yet. Get branded, be different.
Any facial piercings.
Hair dyed red/pink/orange/purple/green or any other unnatural colour.
Get a mirror, it looks sh1t.
Diesel. You only EVER buy a diesel for economy. You heart is not in it.
Shorts. Specifically men in shorts. They look naff whether they are above the knee or half way up your leg.
You are a man, your legs do not look good.
You are not playing sport put some proper trousers on you scruffy git.
Track suit bottoms. Especially those with stripes down them. How can they be part of a suit?
Too lazy to buy jeans or trousers that fit properly.
Sandals with or without socks.
Hoodies. Are you cold? It's 30c outside in the shade.
Pony tails on old men.
Dressing gowns. You are not Noel Coward.
Broccoli.
Tattoos. Never seen a good one yet. Get branded, be different.
Any facial piercings.
Hair dyed red/pink/orange/purple/green or any other unnatural colour.
Get a mirror, it looks sh1t.
Diesel. You only EVER buy a diesel for economy. You heart is not in it.