If you were President of the World what would you ban?

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Anyone who thinks men shouldn't wear shorts and sandals when it's 30 Deg C needs to relax a bit. On the other hand I have to agree with banning hoodies, track suit bottoms and old men with pony tails.

I'd ban political correctness in the exaggerated form spouted by the media. I'm fed up with the agenda being constantly dominated by minorities.
 
I'll start with, in no particular order:

Shorts. Specifically men in shorts. They look naff whether they are above the knee or half way up your leg.
You are a man, your legs do not look good.
You are not playing sport put some proper trousers on you scruffy git.

Track suit bottoms. Especially those with stripes down them. How can they be part of a suit?
Too lazy to buy jeans or trousers that fit properly.

Sandals with or without socks.

Hoodies. Are you cold? It's 30c outside in the shade.

Pony tails on old men.

Dressing gowns. You are not Noel Coward.

Broccoli.

Tattoos. Never seen a good one yet. Get branded, be different.

Any facial piercings.

Hair dyed red/pink/orange/purple/green or any other unnatural colour.
Get a mirror, it looks sh1t.

Diesel. You only EVER buy a diesel for economy. You heart is not in it.
Totally with you on all the above except broccoli (because my 5-year old daughter loves it) and hair dyed strange colours (because my wife makes lots of money doing it.)

My additions to the list:
* Ricky Gervais
* Crowded beaches
* Football replacing regular TV programmes
* Takeaway refreshments until providers made 100% responsible for any resultant litter
* Overweight women wearing short skirts/shorts
* Betting shops
* Aircraft seats that recline onto the passenger behind
 
On the contentious subject of shorts, why do postmen (and postwomen) wear shorts all the time, no matter what the weather?
 
Totally with you on all the above except broccoli (because my 5-year old daughter loves it) and hair dyed strange colours (because my wife makes lots of money doing it.)

My additions to the list:
..............
* Overweight women wearing short skirts/shorts

I say bring back the moo moo. Nothing worse that an overweight person in tight clothes / short skirts.
 
Any bloody politicians telling us what's good for us.
 
Spreading of Covid-19
 
If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring.

Second line of the song: "And the weather would be very boring..."

I say bring back the moo moo.

No need for the baby talk, and I wasn't aware cows were banned anyway... :D

Actually, it would be much quicker to list what I wouldn't ban...
 
Donald Trump. A (dangerous) Fool On The Hill
 
Computer games invoking reality, utterly pointless.
 

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