Insurance Excuses.

[hawk20]

Any good insurance excuses? Here’s a couple for starters: -

'I knocked over a man, but he admitted it was his fault – he had been run over before.'
'Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree that I don't have.'

 

[Baron_Samedi]

Wow, I remember Jasper Carrott telling those jokes wayyyy back in the 70's

Along with the one where he went to the BBC Studio in Birmingham for the first time in his Anglia.

The security guy hopped into the car to move it to a parking area and asked him "where's the starter?"

"In Walsall!..." was JC's reply.

Oh how we laughed

 

[kwakdonut]

"I thought the window was down but it was not as I found out when I put my bl**dy head through it!"

Another JC classic..... remember seeing him live at the Winter Gardens, Margate about 1980!!

 

[BTB 500]

I remember seeing these circulated on paper (pre-email) ... late 70s I guess. They'll all be online somewhere.

 

[flango]

I think all of them are captured here

funny insurance claims forms statements, gaffes and funny quotes

 

[G.O'Rilla]

Still funny, though........

 

[crockers]

I find these CSA excuses very funny.............it they're true

 

[hawk20]

I find these CSA excuses very funny.............it they're true

Yes. Me too.