Interesting sales technique

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To show you how rusty it will be having been sat in the sea ?
 
That is actually quite bizarre, never seen an advert like that before.

Maybe they are old pictures from when he thought of dumping it in the sea and changed his mind while on holiday...?
 
Got lost looking for the car wash?


Maybe the driver thinks he's James Bond....
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I think it is meant to be good for bunions.
Praps it has a deformed chassis?
 
It's to lay to rest the vicious, shameful, libellous and untruthful rumour that W124s rust. I'd like to see the morning after photos though...
 
It's to lay to rest the vicious, shameful, libellous and untruthful rumour that W124s rust. I'd like to see the morning after photos though...

Charles, I think it's a warning you should take heed of. It is foretelling the day when your W124 will hurl herself off Southend Pier, in despair at the attention you are lavishing on your new mistress.
 
Brunnhilde is above such jealousy, and anyway, she prefers funeral pyres. I'm much more worried about Isolde though, she has form in despairing ends.
 
its because he lives in wulverampton and the backdrop would be so depressing there.
 
On the subject of sales technique

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center.
Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.
This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said:
"If you has da normal GI insurance an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da government pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!...
"...Now, which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first ?":D:D:D
 
'Car for sale. Private Import. Previously owned by Jeremy Clarkson. Pictures showing UK arrival.'
 

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