Its German, has a round badge, reminds me of a Mercedes. Satan fuelled
Actually I have been known to do such I thing. They do get a bit defensive about them, and then make the fatal mistake of saying they are warmer than trousers.
Usually when I stop laughing, I grab the nearest girl and ask if they wear skirts when its cold. And I mean proper cold.
Most the skirt wearing men then make some noises and head off, beaten into submission by their own stupidity.
Skirts, kilts or other open to the elements clothing is not, and never will be warmer then enclosed clothing. NASA has not invented the space kilt for reasons of practicality, and not just because they wanted something special they can charge $10m for.
On the serious side! I imagine an internet browser would be considered an "Interactive Communication Device" so would fall within the new mobile 'phone legislation in one way. But it's not handheld- Would probably come under "Not under proper control".