Investment Advice

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  1. Godot

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    Subject: Investment advice
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    >> If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one
    >> year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier
    >> this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000
    >> invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but
    >> if you bought £1000 worth of Stella Lager one year ago,
    >> drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium
    >> re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
    >>
    >> So based on the above statistics the best current
    >> investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle. :rock::bannana:
     

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