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Subject: Investment advice
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>> If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one
>> year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier
>> this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000
>> invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but
>> if you bought £1000 worth of Stella Lager one year ago,
>> drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium
>> re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
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>> So based on the above statistics the best current
>> investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle. :rock::bannana:
 

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