It's a mystery.

[DoberMan]

How does a hedgehog end up on a conservatory roof? How bizarre.

Puzzles me, but yesterday morning on opening my curtains there was a hedgehog on the glass roof obviously dead and blood stains on the glass.

Today, lying on the ground in the garden.

Cats regularly take a trip across mine and neighbours conservatory roofs but could they kill a hedgehog and carry it? Ouch!

Cat,Fox or Red Kite of which there are many around here?

Heard a thud around midnight and the dog went berserk but thought nothing of it. Possibly the hedgehog was dropped by it's predator and was scared off by the dog.

It's a mystery..........

 

[Petrol Pete]

Covid-19, Trump, Boris , Brexit , Gates , Musk , Illuminati , Racist police in the USA...take your pick. Because as sure as apples is apples finding a Hedgehog on your roof is not natural......It was THEM that did it.

Now where did I leave my tin foil hat ..?

 

[DoberMan]

I knew it was a conspiracy, I was just wondering who to blame!

 

[markjay]

Since we have 5g, dead hedgehogs are dropping on us from the sky. Coincidence? I don't think so....

 

[ringway]

Since we have 5g, dead hedgehogs are dropping in us from the sky. Coincidence? I don't think so....

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Since we have 5g, dead hedgehogs are dropping on us from the sky. Coincidence? I don't think so....

Brilliant. Now where’s the double like button?

 

[219]

How does a hedgehog end up on a conservatory roof? How bizarre.

Puzzles me, but yesterday morning on opening my curtains there was a hedgehog on the glass roof obviously dead and blood stains on the glass.

Today, lying on the ground in the garden.

Cats regularly take a trip across mine and neighbours conservatory roofs but could they kill a hedgehog and carry it? Ouch!

Cat,Fox or Red Kite of which there are many around here?

Heard a thud around midnight and the dog went berserk but thought nothing of it. Possibly the hedgehog was dropped by it's predator and was scared off by the dog.

It's a mystery..........

Bird of prey lifted it and couldn't keep hold of it ?

 

[DoberMan]

Bird of prey lifted it and couldn't keep hold of it ?

Could have been an Owl at midnight.

What a hoot.

 

[Ted]

Good job it wasn’t Spiny Norman

 

[John N]

I knew it was a conspiracy, I was just wondering who to blame!

I suspect Musk, he is the only one listed than has Aerial/Flight Capability, it must have been up there somewhere BEFORE it fell onto your Roof!

 

[Bellow]

It got killed in a fight with a fish.

 

[DoberMan]

It got killed in a fight with a fish.

Ah yes, one of those flying fish!

Now that would be bizarre

 

[Bellow]

Ah yes, one of those flying fish!

Now that would be bizarre

Has no one but me found fish (or the remains of fish) on a house roof?
Gulls drop them.

 

[Petrol Pete]

The Gulls round our way don't eat fish, they eat kebabs...and only very, very drunk people drop a precious Kebab !

 

[Petrol Pete]

I remember when seeing a Seagull meant you were getting near to the seaside on your way to your holibob's . Nowadays seeing a Seagull means your are near a take away joint or an open Biffa Bin.

 

[moonloops]

I found a snail in my rear view mirror the other week. No trail of slime to show how it got there??

 

[Petrol Pete]

Escargot ?

I'll get my coat....

 

[Bellow]

I found a snail in my rear view mirror the other week. No trail of slime to show how it got there??

Try driving faster.

 

[DoberMan]

I found a snail in my rear view mirror the other week. No trail of slime to show how it got there??

I've thought about this, but on reflection, I've no idea.

 

[Wolfie1]

Maybe it was an alien abduction that went wrong