Just explained to the wife that I have always fancied her mate...

[Mozzer]

...any way back from that ???

 

[ed_d82]

nope

 

[whitenemesis]

 

[trapperjohn]

Minus one up here hows the temperature where you are.

 

[developer]

Not that she'll believe when she's alone and thinking about it.

 

[d w124]

Lucky you have an S-max there though

 

[Mozzer]

Ahh, f**it she's mashed, I'm mashed and she doesn't have a log in for this forum, I reckon I'm safe ;D

 

[trapperjohn]

Kiss and make up. Quick.

 

[markjay]

...any way back from that ???

nope

Possibly - how is your budget for very large diamond rings?

 

[Dieselman]

Just invite the mate round as well...

might go down ok...

 

[ed_d82]

Just invite the mate round as well...

might go down ok...

Definition of optimism

 

[trapperjohn]

Just invite the mate round as well...

might go down ok...

DM the master of the double entendre. And for your own sake Mozzer do not even mention what DM said.

 

[LTD]

She's now planning to get pumped by your pal as a token of revenge.

You are fooked ... well, not a hope of that actually.







.. unless she is a closet rug-muncher and fancies a threesome.

Are you man enough ?

 

[Mozzer]

Inexplicably got away with it. Memo to self, stay away from said friend for a while and any advice from Dieselman

 

[LTD]

Coward. Straight into the lion's den.

She now senses competition. It looks like a win-win for you.

 

[trapperjohn]

Inexplicably got away with it. Memo to self, stay away from said friend for a while and any advice from Dieselman

So you think so do ya. Be afraid be very afraid.

 

[developer]

Just explained to the wife that I have always fancied her mate...

...any way back from that ???

Not if her mate's called Dave.......

 

[d w124]

Come on Mozzer,we need to see pictures of the mate

 

[st4]

Can we have pictures of your wifes mate?

 

[Mozzer]

Give me a few days...for the joints in my hands to heal