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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drin! ks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...


Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic


And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of the world in line.
 
BEAT ME TO IT. OK HERES ANOTHER ONE.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)





You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep

the

chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10





No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry.

God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're

stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10









WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?



Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then. -- Camille, age 10







No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)









HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?



You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

the

same kids. -- Derrick, age 8









WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?



Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8









WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?



Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each

other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --

Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets

them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10









WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?



I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers

and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig,

age

9









WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?



When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

that - - Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

them

and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8









IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?



I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never

going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --

Theodore, age 8



It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone

to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)









HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?



There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --

Kelvin,

age 8







And the #1 Favourite is........







HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?



Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus. --

Ricky, age 10
 
lol - deja vu or what:D :D
 
I Dunno, I Guess Its A Freaky Friday!!!!!!!!!!
 

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