Kiddies eh ....

[poormansporsche]

Another evening average evening in the PMP household.

Dog 1 and 2 are ripping the £hit out of a Katie the Carrot soft toy.

Wife number 1 says "Calm down its Katie the Carrot not Katie Price"

Daughter number 1 (12 years old) without looking up from her laptop says "Katie the Carrot is probably less orange than Katie Price"

Daughter number 2 (9 years old) chips in also without looking up from her laptop "Orange lives matter too don't you know"

 

[Teego]

Suppose daughter 2 saw the Trump thing in the Sunday Times. Educated girl.

 

[Allan AMG]

How many wives do you have?

 

[bob6600]

Wife number 1 says

Don't let wife number 2 find out!

 

[219]

How many wives do you have?

It’s always good to carry spares

 

[Petrol Pete]

...Only if the spare is brand new and still in good condition

 

[gaz_l]

You wouldn’t want an old, bald one.

Cheers,

Gaz.

 

[DSM10000]

You wouldn’t want an old, bald one.

Cheers,

Gaz.

Or one that is difficult to start and with a blowing exhaust!

 

[Allan AMG]

It’s always good to carry spares

I'm not sure about that, I'd struggle to carry the one wife tbh

 

[Deleted member 126251]

Or one that is difficult to start and with a blowing exhaust!

Piston slap would be worse!

 

[DSM10000]

Piston slap would be worse!

Or needing a de-coke

 

[219]

Or needing a de-coke

Or a re-bore!

 

[Swotty]

Or a re-bore!

No, she's boring enough at the mo.

 

[Deleted member 6183]

Ewww.

 

[fabes]

At least your lot was all in the same room, I rarely get that these days (unless food or bribes are involved)

 

[Deleted member 126251]

Or a re-bore!

Back in the 80s, a lady on my team booked a week off work for an operation. I asked what the problem was (it was OK to do so back then) & she explained that after 5 kids, things down below were a little loose and her husband wanted things to be tightened up............... . She was actually a very naughty girl and even suggested that I could find out if it had worked.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Back in the 80s, a lady on my team booked a week off work for an operation. I asked what the problem was (it was OK to do so back then) & she explained that after 5 kids, things down below were a little loose and her husband wanted things to be tightened up............... . She was actually a very naughty girl and even suggested that I could find out if it had worked.

That might explain the five children and looseness

 

[MissyD]

Back in the 80s, a lady on my team booked a week off work for an operation. I asked what the problem was (it was OK to do so back then) & she explained that after 5 kids, things down below were a little loose and her husband wanted things to be tightened up............... . She was actually a very naughty girl and even suggested that I could find out if it had worked.

Just curious...did you find out?

 

[Deleted member 126251]

Just curious...did you find out?

No - she was actually very keen on me but a married boss messing around with a married female employee with 5 kids - not a good idea. It was made a lot easier because I didn't fancy her.

 

[Deleted member 6183]

My Mrs was having dinner while away on business with a girl that she “knew” for years from conference calls but never met.
After food this girl tells my Mrs that she used to be a bloke, has had the full operation and was very proud of it.
She finished this revelation with an offer to go to the toilet so my Mrs could have a look.