Leaking into trousers

[Druk]

If it only occurs with light coloured trousers then it surely has to be all in it's brain. Trick it by wearing black skiddies. How would it then know?

Job done .

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[moonloops]

Could you not adapt a p1ss catcher and sew it into your pants:

 

[James Copeland]

Ever thought of a catheter?

 

[A250 Bennyboy]

The dribble effect has no shame, I have had the same problem at one time or another, I once went for a pee in a restaurant and for some reason I undid a new belt I was wearing and the sodding thing went in front of the flow and gave me a splashback all down my left leg
Light or dark grey is unforgiving with the dribbles
Squeeze bottom to tip give it a wip and spin closing eyes and hey ho away you go

 

[Dogbreath]

This may help Bruce..!
Do You Pee in Your Pants After You Pee?

 

[Piff]

makes me smile! SWMBO likes this thread too!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

When I'm wearing light coloured trousers or shorts, I have a two stage strategy: prevent and camouflage:

Prevent: Avoid urinals to in turn avoid splash back. Once finished wait longer, and then a little longer for luck. Then shake longer, and a little longer for luck. Then wait a bit more. Then wipe. Yes I know wiping is girly, but better than the alternative.

If the prevent stage failed, and it can, it's not fail safe, then invoke the camouflage stage:

Camouflage: Wash hands, and give them a really good shake, close to waist line. You're aiming for fairly comprehensive coverage, making sure that you get some on your shirt, so it's clearly more than splash back or dribble. Then mutter "bloody taps" if you think someone has noticed.

 

[developer]

Camouflage: Wash hands, and give them a really good shake, close to waist line. You're aiming for fairly comprehensive coverage, making sure that you get some on your shirt, so it's clearly more than splash back or dribble. Then mutter "bloody taps" if you think someone has noticed.

This ^^^.

In the summer one wears shorts and they are usually light in colour.

In your circumstances (Bruce) I've been known to liberally wet my hair, wash my face and let it flow down my front in a Mylene Klass in the shower stylee, exiting the gents saying (loudly) "phew, what a scorcher".

Job done .

 

[tode]

Simple solution: striped trousers !

 

[John]

No stone left un-turned on this forum.

I am wearing shorts to work at the moment due to warmer weather.

I've noticed previously that the fly is higher than on my regular trousers.

If my python is lifted slightly due to a higher fly, I know I have to lower my shorts slightly so that my python is dangling "as nature intended".

When I do this, I get a final burst of slash which would otherwise have ended up on my shorts!

Doesn't happen with regular trousers (yet).

This post reminds me of a bloke who worked at my last company. I often used a toilet in a different part of the business if I was there which had only one urinal and two dumpers.

If you got in there first, someone else would have to use the dumper.

All you can hear when someone uses the dumper of course is the waterfall sound.

However, with this bloke, it made me cringe because literally the instant the waterfall ceased, the fly was done up.

Firstly, that's risky from catching your chap but also, he must have slightly ****** himself every time.

Grim.

 

[AMGeed]

^ Brilliant. Thanks John

 

[John]

I never fail to impress Mrs JB with what I am able to discuss quite openly.

 

[BEJ]

Only on a Mercedes forum could you get a thread lke this!! Love it!!

 

[Ted]

Similar to all of this, I went to the doctor for trouble with my bowels.
"Are you regular?" Was his first question.
"Regular as clockwork" I replied "Every morning at 09:30, pretty much on the dot, I take a dump."
"So what's the problem?" asked the doctor (rather puzzled, I must say)
"Well, I don't get up till 10:00" I replied...

 

[Dave.tam]

I've noticed this! On me of course, not yourself Bruce lol

It seems to happen when wearing certain trousers/boxers. You pee, drip, shake etc, then as you put chappie away.......like you said, a whole willy worth of pee!

The only way I've found to fix it is to lower my trousers completely (like I taught my son! Lol)

I think this reduces stress/pressure on your member, and thus allowing "full pee deployment" rather than saving that little bit as a surprise as soon as you put him away.

Really can't be done at a urinal though, as other users will assume you're there for other reasons

 

[LTD]

Just get a kilt !!

 

[ringway]

Old Alf is 92 years old.
He walks up to the pharmacy counter and asks.

Do you sell Viagra?

Yes, we do.

How much do they cost?

£8 per tablet

Can the tablets be cut in to 1/8ths?

With the greatest of respect, sir, taking into account your age, there no chance at all of you getting an erection with such a small dosage.







I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough to stop me from p!ssing on my slippers!

 

[E55BOF]

This thread was interesting at first, but now I'm p!ssed off with it ...

 

[Clivefa]

Billy Connolly's incontinence pants.

 

[John]

The only way I've found to fix it is to lower my trousers completely (like I taught my son! Lol)

That's two votes on this theory...

Maybe try it out Bruce!