Looking at others your own age..........

verytalldave

MB Enthusiast
Joined
Aug 26, 2007
Messages
3,590
Location
Bromley, Kent
Car
W203 C200K Cubanite
There are probably quite a few on this forum that can relate to this little story.....................


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED GREENWICH PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL.

"YES, YES I DID. I WENT TO GREENWICH PARK SCHOOL!" HE REPLIED.............
AND HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY,
OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ****D, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, ******* ASKED....

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?!!"

 
Last edited:

NOMONEYBUTAMERC

MB Enthusiast
SUPPORTER
Joined
Aug 27, 2010
Messages
1,282
Location
Weston super Mare
Car
BMW X1 . Porsche 968 Boxster
Brilliant! Of course , i can relate to that , as i look much, much younger than all my old classmates of 42 years ago.;)
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top Bottom