graeme73s
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On Sunday night a mate of mine invited us out to a rather expensive restaurant in Kensington called Zoomers. We got a cab to his place in Uxbridge and then Angelo drove us up to the restaurant. (Kerry's mum and Dad kept an eye on our poorly german shepherd whilst we were gone).
Parked out the front of the restaurant was a Maybach 62. We got out of Angelo's car a lowly Bentley red label and I said to Kerry come and have a look at this.
Standing by the car with the engine running was the chaffeur come bodyguard. I say that because a) he had a curly lead hanging down from his ear and b) he looked like one of those blokes you really would not want to f**k with.
I asked what do you think of her (the car not Kerry). He said, lovely to drive and handles beatifully for such a big car, but very unreliable. He said for one of these we do quite a big mileage, a lot of motorway and town work. (my guess is that it is a rental for the night, maybe wrong). The problems are a miriad of electrical issues especially with the gearbox.
I said so even at close to what £300,000 they just can't build them like they used to. He agreed and said it's just a sign of the times. A very nice chap who could have quite simply told me to bu**er off.
So if they can't get it right at this level of financial investment what hope is there for the rest of us mere mortals. A few weeks back whilst my mechanic mate was tinkering with my old Z28 Camaro he said it was refreshing to work on a car that has real wiring. Now I am not a mechanic, I have a very basic understanding and I just drive the bloody things, modern day cars do not have traditional wiring. They have a switch that sends an impulse to an ecu that sends an impulse to the lights that instructs that you require say the headlights on. If Kerry's X5 blows a rear tail light it will automatically put the brake light on but only dimly. The problem is when an electrical fault occurs it is very hard to trace and therefore rectify. What happened to good old fashioned wires that can be traced, even by a wally like me ?.
Parked out the front of the restaurant was a Maybach 62. We got out of Angelo's car a lowly Bentley red label and I said to Kerry come and have a look at this.
Standing by the car with the engine running was the chaffeur come bodyguard. I say that because a) he had a curly lead hanging down from his ear and b) he looked like one of those blokes you really would not want to f**k with.
I asked what do you think of her (the car not Kerry). He said, lovely to drive and handles beatifully for such a big car, but very unreliable. He said for one of these we do quite a big mileage, a lot of motorway and town work. (my guess is that it is a rental for the night, maybe wrong). The problems are a miriad of electrical issues especially with the gearbox.
I said so even at close to what £300,000 they just can't build them like they used to. He agreed and said it's just a sign of the times. A very nice chap who could have quite simply told me to bu**er off.
So if they can't get it right at this level of financial investment what hope is there for the rest of us mere mortals. A few weeks back whilst my mechanic mate was tinkering with my old Z28 Camaro he said it was refreshing to work on a car that has real wiring. Now I am not a mechanic, I have a very basic understanding and I just drive the bloody things, modern day cars do not have traditional wiring. They have a switch that sends an impulse to an ecu that sends an impulse to the lights that instructs that you require say the headlights on. If Kerry's X5 blows a rear tail light it will automatically put the brake light on but only dimly. The problem is when an electrical fault occurs it is very hard to trace and therefore rectify. What happened to good old fashioned wires that can be traced, even by a wally like me ?.