Mine gott.

[SimonsMerc]

Eeep :-(

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9844&item=4547562447&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

 

[Howard]

How did you come across this ...... monstrosity .... Simon ?

Tell the truth now, were you looking for a car like this secretly

Cos we all know now .........

 

[SportsCoupeRich]

seen worse, unfortunately.

 

[Mambo]

I like the "Run on Optimax" bit

Its a 1.3l Fiesta, whats the point!?

 

[Thmsshaun]

Means it will do 100mph instead of 98

 

[andyw]

are those exhausts like that so you can fit two poles and move it off the road like a wheelbarrow when it breaks?

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Combat kit? looks like it was shot by a tank in Combat

 

[Anders]

He has spent all that money to make a sad Fiesta very sad, and yet he hasn't fixed this fault:

"The only other thing I can think of is that the interior heater dial is loose. This should be fairly easy to sort out with the aid of some superglue."

 

[fuzzer]

chavilicious

 

[SimonsMerc]

How did you come across this ...... monstrosity .... Simon ?

Tell the truth now, were you looking for a car like this secretly

Cos we all know now .........

Hehehe. My brother was looking for a cheap fiesta for his wife to use as a runaround. And he saw this and decided to mail it to me - and I decided it was so bad I should share the pain

 

[Satch]

Clearly has a great future writing speeches for Michael Howard:

"Has a single window-wiper front and rear. Those in the know will realise that this is fairly tricky to get to work"

 

[Mambo]

Clearly has a great future writing speeches for Michael Howard:

"Has a single window-wiper front and rear. Those in the know will realise that this is fairly tricky to get to work"

Fair enough the single wiper on the front is a mod, but on the rear? Surely thats just standard?! I love ripping apart crappy ebay adverts

 

[pammy]

my eyes - it hurtsies my eyes

 

[SportsCoupeRich]

I am making a stand - i like it. Infact i like it so much i am going to halfords tonight to neon up the benz, but a huge exhaust on it and replace my rubbish leather seats with 5 point harness cobras.

 

[Plodd]

chavilicious

No mate, the term is BARRY .

 

[grasmere]

spent £10000 but only wants £2750

 

[Spinal]

spent £10000 but only wants £2750

Correction:
Spent £10K, Wishes £2750, will get.... hmmm, I'm sure some car breaker would be interested in the 15 inch alloys.... and maybe a plumber would like those exhaust pipes....

 

[Thmsshaun]

Dont forget there is many a Chav/ Barry out there who would dream of owning such a machine £2750 a bargain really

 

[Bugblatter]

Fair enough the single wiper on the front is a mod, but on the rear? Surely thats just standard?! I love ripping apart crappy ebay adverts

Maybe the one wiper does both front and rear!!!

 

[Spinal]

Or the rear didn't have a wiper to start with...