Most irritating quotes from car adverts?

MancMike

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@bruce I don't know what you're selling, but I'll give you £100 for it. :D

EDIT: Even better, sold. lol
 

SPX

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In mint condition.

(Except for 5 dints, one fag burn and a rusty arch)
 

John

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I wish.
"No offers"

Not wanting to sell it then...
 

gaz_l

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"Best colour combination". I'll be the judge of that, thank you.

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Hawkwind

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Rare colour = the sh1t colour nobody wanted.:fail

Collectors item = old, knackered and over priced.:fail

Air con not working, just needs a re-gas.............yeah, I bet.:rolleyes:

Air con not working, but it's a convertible, so you don't need it, just put the roof down :rolleyes:
 

John

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"Rare manual transmission".

Yeah, there's a reason why that 7 series or XJ with manual transmissions are rare!
 

John

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Air con not working, just needs a re-gas.............yeah, I bet.:rolleyes:

Air con not working, but it's a convertible, so you don't need it, just put the roof down :rolleyes:
Yes - why not pay a few quid and get it charged.

I remember being in Germany on a job once and my contact had an MX-5 which we drove to site in. Weeing down with rain and humid as feck - air con would be very useful!
 

Hawkwind

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I remember being in Germany on a job once and my contact had an MX-5 which we drove to site in. Weeing down with rain and humid as feck - air con would be very useful!
You just needed to put the hood down :dk:........:D
 

stwat

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1989 W126 300 SE
Barn find:wallbash:

No reserve auction, but the seller has put a starting price at already the max the car would ever make.
 

SPX

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'Fully Loaded' when it has no more than standard spec
Probably my biggest pet peeve and it's worse the more prestige the manufacturer; to a Vauxhall driver a Mercedes may seem high spec but not always as standard.
 

Mrhanky

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Engine light on just needs a sensor replacing!

Like you have not tried that already.
 

Meldrew2

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Abs asr ice mot cgi Pto pmt DVT ONO lol
 

kid-jensen

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"Light Kerbing" on alloys....

No one's ever admitted to Alloys that are effectively written-off...
 

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