Most irritating quotes from car adverts?

portzy

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Apr 10, 2004
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1,580
Location
Ulrome, Driffield, East Yorkshire.
Car
An SLK R171 with lots of toys and a Golf Plus for fishing.
"Payments include VAT at 20%. Finance based on a 36 month Mercedes-Benz Personal Contract Hire agreement. 10,000 miles per annum. Advance rental of £3,182, followed by 35 monthly payments of a £279 finance rental. No ownership option."

So, I give you £13,000 and I have no car to show for it?:crazy:
 

oldguy57

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May 20, 2015
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1,035
Location
Lancashire
Car
Now various and sundry
Just testing the water.......:wallbash:
 

MikeHartley

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Joined
Aug 7, 2015
Messages
59
Location
SkegVegas
Car
2007 E200 Kompressor automatic
"Very clean example" - so the dickhead knows how to wash the car then......
 

E55BOF

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Joined
Mar 11, 2013
Messages
6,486
Location
South Bucks
Car
S211 E500, SLK55, ML420 CDI, FJR1300, Caponord
"Rare and desirable"

Well, they weren't desirable when new, let alone after ten years of thrashing, or they wouldn't be rare now, would they?
 

davidsw

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Joined
Mar 5, 2012
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334
Car
Jaguar XKR,Porsche Boxster S
Too many extras to list ..then lists them all ...but there's not many !
 

automaniaman

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Sep 16, 2014
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1,667
Location
Nelsons County
Car
Yes one of those
"No time wasters" presumably that applies if you don't buy it...
 

S205-FTW

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Joined
Mar 8, 2015
Messages
257
Car
W205 Estate Sport Prem+
"Baby forces reluctant sale"
 

harvin1975

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Joined
Jun 2, 2015
Messages
257
Location
Dorset
Car
E Class Estate W212; VW Golf
To be frank, I don't want to sell this but....need a mug to pay me more than it's worth.
 

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