Most irritating quotes from car adverts?

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MOR8A

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Thought this might be an intersting topic for venting and laughs.

So the first one that springs to mind for me is ''Drives excellent'' WTF is that meant to mean? All you are doing is pointing out you are a total retard, why would I even pick up the phone to you let alone come and see your ''mint'' (there is another one) vehicle.

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When they tell you "this car is not for you if", if you're a boring old sod or some such.

A shoddy attempt at psychology. "I'm not old and boring, Yes! I will buy the overpriced ruined AMG".


Or, much more common, "first to see will buy"?! Will they? You want to pick me some lottery numbers too?
 
Ah yes the ''first to see will buy'' absolute corker! lol.
 
'Fully Loaded' when it has no more than standard spec
 
Free to a good home.

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