Most irritating quotes from car adverts?

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@bruce I don't know what you're selling, but I'll give you £100 for it. :D

EDIT: Even better, sold. lol
 
In mint condition.

(Except for 5 dints, one fag burn and a rusty arch)
 
"No offers"

Not wanting to sell it then...
 
"Best colour combination". I'll be the judge of that, thank you.

Cheers,

Gaz
 
Rare colour = the sh1t colour nobody wanted.:fail

Collectors item = old, knackered and over priced.:fail

Air con not working, just needs a re-gas.............yeah, I bet.:rolleyes:

Air con not working, but it's a convertible, so you don't need it, just put the roof down :rolleyes:
 
"Rare manual transmission".

Yeah, there's a reason why that 7 series or XJ with manual transmissions are rare!
 
Air con not working, just needs a re-gas.............yeah, I bet.:rolleyes:

Air con not working, but it's a convertible, so you don't need it, just put the roof down :rolleyes:

Yes - why not pay a few quid and get it charged.

I remember being in Germany on a job once and my contact had an MX-5 which we drove to site in. Weeing down with rain and humid as feck - air con would be very useful!
 
I remember being in Germany on a job once and my contact had an MX-5 which we drove to site in. Weeing down with rain and humid as feck - air con would be very useful!

You just needed to put the hood down :dk:........:D
 
Barn find:wallbash:

No reserve auction, but the seller has put a starting price at already the max the car would ever make.
 
'Fully Loaded' when it has no more than standard spec

Probably my biggest pet peeve and it's worse the more prestige the manufacturer; to a Vauxhall driver a Mercedes may seem high spec but not always as standard.
 
Engine light on just needs a sensor replacing!

Like you have not tried that already.
 
Original first aid kit

So it's 25 years old and out of date :D
 
Abs asr ice mot cgi Pto pmt DVT ONO lol
 
"Light Kerbing" on alloys....

No one's ever admitted to Alloys that are effectively written-off...
 

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