Most irritating quotes from car adverts?

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"Payments include VAT at 20%. Finance based on a 36 month Mercedes-Benz Personal Contract Hire agreement. 10,000 miles per annum. Advance rental of £3,182, followed by 35 monthly payments of a £279 finance rental. No ownership option."

So, I give you £13,000 and I have no car to show for it?:crazy:
 
"Managing Director's wife's car" is a particular favourite of mine :)
 
Bobby Dazzler said:
"Managing Director's wife's car" is a particular favourite of mine :)

"One lady owner, contact Dave on 07...." is one of my favourites, in a similar vein.
 
Just testing the water.......:wallbash:
 
"Very clean example" - so the dickhead knows how to wash the car then......
 
"Rare and desirable"

Well, they weren't desirable when new, let alone after ten years of thrashing, or they wouldn't be rare now, would they?
 
Too many extras to list ..then lists them all ...but there's not many !
 
"No time wasters" presumably that applies if you don't buy it...
 
"Baby forces reluctant sale"
 
To be frank, I don't want to sell this but....need a mug to pay me more than it's worth.
 

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