Most pointless or useless Xmas present thread

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  1. Giantvanman

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    This is not me being ungrateful, far from it. I am merely pointing out the deficiency in the thought process when I open the bid with:-

    Aftershave………..I have a full beard and have had one for more than twenty years. On the bright side, it'll fill that space in the drawer next to the other unused but 'vintage' shaving products.
     
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    No Good for after a Brazilian i suppose , :crazy:
     
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    I rarely actually use aftershave after I've had a shave!
     
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    I'm not sure but i don't think aftershave has to necessarily be used just for the face :eek:
     
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    I am sure I am not the only one that could suggest 1 place to NEVER put aftershave. If you do, it will only be the once.

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    There is a superb thread on the forum where people admit to doing something a little daft. Worth searching for if you want a giggle.
     
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    We i had a crap present , a box of Penguin Chilly Chocolates. What a load of ---p These relatives are out of this world .Why not a nice pack of yellow dusters ,or a tub of polish for my car. Have to think of a good one for them next year haha.
     
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    ^Crying with laughter at anothers misfortune.
     
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    I've got the chilli penguins from Hotel Chocolat, Luv em but chilli chocolate is my thing

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    Hang on, do you mean your avatar isn't a selfie? :crazy:
     
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    Only 20 years ........ Last time I shaved was around 1968.
    No razors, after-shave or anything like that in this house.
     
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    Where this thread you speak of?
     
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    Alien Isolation game for the Xbox , just one problem here - the consol is broken and the wife forgot so i had a read of the box , which was interesting :doh:

    Son got COD Advanced Warfare for his PS4 so he was gaming away whilst i read how good the Alien game was.

    Note to self - must get the consol fixed.

    Kenny
     
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    A mouth organ. It is weighty, in a quality box, and nicely finished.

    How bizarre.

    I've never even seen one before and cant play music. Looking forward to practicing in a while when everyone starts nodding off, though :devil:.

    Happy Christmas guys and gals.
     
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    probably useful for your legs and bikini line?? :thumb:

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    Sorted for you
     
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