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Take a car that had Posh Spice involved in the styling. Take the top off. Paint it metallic orange (or to be more acccurate, a shiny version of the exact colour you get down the pan the night after a poor curry on top of eight pints, followed by a kebab on the way home).

What's not to like? With the steering wheel on the wrong side, it's obviously intended to appeal to French people and I hope they buy them by the boat load.



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That car is the equivalent of a vajazzle aimed at OAPs.

Pointless and made for old c****
 
If it makes you feel better, these t*rds are built in Speke, and the quality is that bad on them there is a separate shift on the weekends to rectify the faults and other quality control issues. At one point they had around 1200 cars stacked up with nowhere to go because the parts were not available to complete or repair them.
If I told you what LR have budgeted for in relation to warranty claims on each Range Rover unit built, you would call me a lying idiot because the figures do not stack up.
Can't tell you though as I was told in confidence, (which is not what LR have in their product)
 
Was having a little scroll through the pointless media that is Facebook. Someone who is a family friend is celebrating their new car......

An Evoque Convertible!!!! It was a "if you haven't got anything nice to say..." moment.

To be honest the owner is a bit pretentious anyway and I can't think of a vehicle more pretentious that than this so maybe a good choice for them.

Poor poor taste in cars though.
 
The original! :)

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Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Luckily, only available in the US... phew!
 
I like them, I saw one the other day on the north coast 500, bloke and his family, it was grey metallic.

I thought it looked good in the environment.

I say why not, he might think a 4 door c/e class is an ugly pointless waste of money?

Each to their own.
 
I don't understand the hate of convertible 4X4s....... I have one and love it!!! Ok it's a manly version but it's awesome......
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I don't understand the hate of convertible 4X4s....... I have one and love it!!! Ok it's a manly version but it's awesome......

I'm with you Len, your's doesn't look like a car for old ***** as another member claimed earlier up the thread.
 
Hardtop mode:
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Just fits in the garage
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By not as much fun as this off road:
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Hardtop mode:
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Just fits in the garage
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By not as much fun as this off road:
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V8?


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I'm with you Len, your's doesn't look like a car for old ***** as another member claimed earlier up the thread.



If you're referring to me, i don't like the car, it just happened to be an old geezer driving it, Lennox's beast certainly doesn't fall into the same category.


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If you're referring to me, i don't like the car, it just happened to be an old geezer driving it, Lennox's beast certainly doesn't fall into the same category.


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I wasn't referring to you Mark.
 
V8?


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Modified and mapped std diesel unfortunately.... however I would love to do what my mate did turning this...
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With the help of this
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Into this.

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Modified and mapped std diesel unfortunately.... however I would love to do what my mate did turning this...
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With the help of this
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Into this.

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Think I just had an orgasm


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Think I just had an orgasm


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This won't help then
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