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My Name Is Eddie Hitler I'm New Here...........

I loved "Bottom" too...;)

Welcome to the forum.

Cheers Chief.

I loved it along with Filthy Rich & Catflap.

I managed to see Ade Edmundson & Rik Mayall (RIP Comedy God) live on stage at the Leeds Grand.

1st time in my life that I laughed so much I actually did a little wee.
 
Lol
And welcome. Nice garage you have there.
 
Welcome to the forum.
You'll fit in well here with that username:thumb:
 
Cheers Chief.

I loved it along with Filthy Rich & Catflap.

I managed to see Ade Edmundson & Rik Mayall (RIP Comedy God) live on stage at the Leeds Grand.

1st time in my life that I laughed so much I actually did a little wee.

Welcome to the forum, I also managed to see them in "Weapons grade Y Fronts" in Nottingham & they were absolutely fantastic.

If im not posting, then im retro fitting!! MBClub UK
 
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And welcome. Nice garage you have there.

Thanks Harry. The Mrs says I'm like a child trapped in a Big Mans Body.

I'm in constant need of excitement, that has, over the years got me into trouble and has seen me admitted to Springfield Mount, Addiction Centre on more than a couple of occasions. I'm nothing if not honest!

I don't settle easy, never switch off and flit from thing to thing when I think, "oooooh, that looks more interesting. I want to do that."

Google Glass, Drones I buy the lot.

The Fiesta zips me about through the week at Work Etc. I love it. I used to use the A2 for that Duty. I gave that to the Mrs for her to learn to drive in. She's been learning on and off for the last 22 years I've been with her. I keep winding her up, we will all be riding around of personal hover boards by the time you pass your test. 22 years I've been telling her that. Now they're calling those mini Segway things Hover Boards. Don't get me started on them. I ordered one off my pal who's been importing them from China, for my little girl who's 7. He brought a sample down for me to have a little test drive on.

I swear it tried to kill me and I'm positive he had tweaked it in some way. It threw me straight off. I went flying. I went up in the air and I remember thinking my feet are closer to the moon than my head was (it was early evening) "this is gunna hurt". My Pal was killing himself laughing. The contraption shot forward and if Rothwell Spec Savers didn't have metal shutters up at the window, I'd have been charged with breaking into the shop no doubt . It rocketed along at a pace I can only aliken to something I saw on the news the evening before. As I lay on my back on the floor I thought about the Cruise Missile the Russians fired into Syria from a war ship within about 2 mins after they had it confirmed their Air Liner had been blown up by a bomb.

That thought soon disappeared when I feared the stupid thing that had clattered the shutters could turn around and would I be able to get out of the way quick enough off the ground if it did. It didn't and neither did I buy the thing.

I did however buy the E63 last Fri after chopping in my Weekend car a RS4.

So the big Merc is my weekend play thing now!
 
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Welcome to the forum.

Bottom was one of the best show's ever, Ade Edmundson & Rik Mayall used to crack me up every time.:thumb:

Anyone remember "guest house paradiso"?

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Eddie, have you got the Merc?.
No, it's just these trousers are a bit tight.
 
Thanks Harry. The Mrs says I'm like a child trapped in a Big Mans Body.

I'm in constant need of excitement, that has, over the years got me into trouble and has seen me admitted to Springfield Mount, Addiction Centre on more than a couple of occasions. I'm nothing if not honest!

I don't settle easy, never switch off and flit from thing to thing when I think, "oooooh, that looks more interesting. I want to do that."

Google Glass, Drones I buy the lot.

The Fiesta zips me about through the week at Work Etc. I love it. I used to use the A2 for that Duty. I gave that to the Mrs for her to learn to drive in. She's been learning on and off for the last 22 years I've been with her. I keep winding her up, we will all be riding around of personal hover boards by the time you pass your test. 22 years I've been telling her that. Now they're calling those mini Segway things Hover Boards. Don't get me started on them. I ordered one off my pal who's been importing them from China, for my little girl who's 7. He brought a sample down for me to have a little test drive on.

I swear it tried to kill me and I'm positive he had tweaked it in some way. It threw me straight off. I went flying. I went up in the air and I remember thinking my feet are closer to the moon than my head was (it was early evening) "this is gunna hurt". My Pal was killing himself laughing. The contraption shot forward and if Rothwell Spec Savers didn't have metal shutters up at the window, I'd have been charged with breaking into the shop no doubt . It rocketed along at a pace I can only aliken to something I saw on the news the evening before. As I lay on my back on the floor I thought about the Cruise Missile the Russians fired into Syria from a war ship within about 2 mins after they had it confirmed their Air Liner had been blown up by a bomb.

That thought soon disappeared when I feared the stupid thing that had clattered the shutters could turn around and would I be able to get out of the way quick enough off the ground if it did. It didn't and neither did I buy the thing.

I did however buy the E63 last Fri after chopping in my Weekend car a RS4.

So the big Merc is my weekend play thing now!
Time for a good laugh with you Eddie.

Some awfully lovely people on the forum. We have some serious perverts, of which I may be one but I'm still testing this theory, very square and by the book people , some very fast C63 drivers, a few odd Irish people , too many blooming English people. We also dog lovers , plane lovers etc.

You'll fit in fine somewhere...
 
Thanks for all the friendly welcoming posts.

Where do I post threads like, "Favourite Crisps/sweets when you were a young kid?. Best TV Detective Programes in the 70's 80's 90's and Naughty's.......etc etc" ?
 
Thanks for all the friendly welcoming posts.

Where do I post threads like, "Favourite Crisps/sweets when you were a young kid?. Best TV Detective Programes in the 70's 80's 90's and Naughty's.......etc etc" ?

In "off topic".
 
Thanks for all the friendly welcoming posts.

Where do I post threads like, "Favourite Crisps/sweets when you were a young kid?. Best TV Detective Programes in the 70's 80's 90's and Naughty's.......etc etc" ?

On Facebook:D
 
Thanks for all the friendly welcoming posts.

Where do I post threads like, "Favourite Crisps/sweets when you were a young kid?. Best TV Detective Programes in the 70's 80's 90's and Naughty's.......etc etc" ?

On a BMW forum obviously.....:ban:


Double decker and galaxy if your starting a new thread while I hijack this one:bannana:
 
It was a joke feller, hence the smiley face.

You have launched yourself onto the forum in a fairly robust way, I thought you would be up for a laugh.


Just saying mate I don't have a FB account that's all.

This is the trouble with typing as opposed to speaking to people. It's hard to judge and interprete the way the person who typed it meant it.

That's why at work every e mail I send to clients I tend to read it several times to see if it can be misconstrued. In fact I tend to call them more than e mail them. Sad really.

I'm a pretty robust kind of guy Sir, so I will take that as a complement:thumb::thumb::thumb:

Anyways ****** to Face Book.......................Twitter for me:D
 

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