Good to hear that you all survived. Why did you give “the full benefit of your bi-Xenons”? Was it sensible to make it harder for the oncoming idiot to judge when best to return to the other side of the road? Did you start braking as soon as you saw the road blocked, or did you initially continue on the assumption that the other driver would back off?
Well, once I'd moved as far left as I could, my only job was to stay standing on the brake pedal.
I saw it as my civic duty to make that idiot sh*t himself in the moments leading up to impact.