crockers
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2007
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- 7,097
- Location
- North Wilts
- Car
- XC60 MY2014 SeLux Nav plus lot and lots of toys...
I have been giving this a lot of thought and we are living in a democratic country (where the majority should dictate the rules) my observations suggest we need to change our rules of the road to suit this majority. I am therefore suggesting
1. It's obvious to me that front fog lights are so rarely used for the purpose for which they were designed that I suggest that they be left on at all times to show other road users that you have paid extra for a pretty worthless piece of equipment and because of that you are determined that all others get to see them even it that means blinding them.
2. Rear Fog lights - only to be used on dark wet evenings when you can obtain maximum satisfaction in the blinding of many cars behind you.
3. On motorways - all cars must travel within 6 feet of the car in front so as to ensure that you can use his bumper to slow you down therefore saving brake pad wear and therefore the environment
4. Sat Nav units must be stuck to windscreen just under the mirror where the can block the maximum amount of vision forward
5. The same Sat Nav unit must be run in day time mode at night to ensure that a). you the driver are blinded but more importantly b). to show everyone else that you have purchased a unit and don't know the way to your local supermarket.
6. Motorway / dual carriageways - slip road are to have priority - even if this means that the cars / trucks in the inside lane have to apply brakes rapidly and cause massive pile ups.
7. Posted speed limit signs - these are now to indicate the Minimum Speed allowed on this road.
If anyone can think of any more please feel free to add
1. It's obvious to me that front fog lights are so rarely used for the purpose for which they were designed that I suggest that they be left on at all times to show other road users that you have paid extra for a pretty worthless piece of equipment and because of that you are determined that all others get to see them even it that means blinding them.
2. Rear Fog lights - only to be used on dark wet evenings when you can obtain maximum satisfaction in the blinding of many cars behind you.
3. On motorways - all cars must travel within 6 feet of the car in front so as to ensure that you can use his bumper to slow you down therefore saving brake pad wear and therefore the environment
4. Sat Nav units must be stuck to windscreen just under the mirror where the can block the maximum amount of vision forward
5. The same Sat Nav unit must be run in day time mode at night to ensure that a). you the driver are blinded but more importantly b). to show everyone else that you have purchased a unit and don't know the way to your local supermarket.
6. Motorway / dual carriageways - slip road are to have priority - even if this means that the cars / trucks in the inside lane have to apply brakes rapidly and cause massive pile ups.
7. Posted speed limit signs - these are now to indicate the Minimum Speed allowed on this road.
If anyone can think of any more please feel free to add