Having had no mail for a week or so I called my local sorting office to find out why.
Naturally, their geographic '01' phone number was disconnected with no referral so using SAYNOTO0870.COM - Non-Geographical Alternative Telephone Numbers I found a geog # for 'Customer Services' (sic).
"Hello, I haven't had any mail delivered for a week or so."
Post code check ensues.
"Ah, is there any snow on the pavements in your road, sir?"
"Yeeeeeeeeees. It's been snowing recently," says I.
"That would be the problem then, sir. We have duty of care to our delivery personnel & we cannot allow them to make deliveries if the pavements in your area have snow on them."
"The 13 year old paperboy makes it to my front door every morning before it's properly light, the gas meter reader bothered me yesterday, the binmen came 6.30 Tuesday morning & my 83 year old neighbour walks down the hill to the village every day. Why can't your guy make it?"
"Health & Safety regulations, sir. We have a duty of care"
"Do you therefore instruct them not to leave their own houses when they are off duty?"
"Excuse me sir?"
Big sigh from me - "Can I go to the sorting office & collect my mail?"
"No sir, unfortunately we are not set up to handle that."
So, when will I get my mail? It's been a week now."
"When the pavements are clear of snow & ice."
"Great."
"Is there anything else I can help you with sir?"
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Naturally, their geographic '01' phone number was disconnected with no referral so using SAYNOTO0870.COM - Non-Geographical Alternative Telephone Numbers I found a geog # for 'Customer Services' (sic).
"Hello, I haven't had any mail delivered for a week or so."
Post code check ensues.
"Ah, is there any snow on the pavements in your road, sir?"
"Yeeeeeeeeees. It's been snowing recently," says I.
"That would be the problem then, sir. We have duty of care to our delivery personnel & we cannot allow them to make deliveries if the pavements in your area have snow on them."
"The 13 year old paperboy makes it to my front door every morning before it's properly light, the gas meter reader bothered me yesterday, the binmen came 6.30 Tuesday morning & my 83 year old neighbour walks down the hill to the village every day. Why can't your guy make it?"
"Health & Safety regulations, sir. We have a duty of care"
"Do you therefore instruct them not to leave their own houses when they are off duty?"
"Excuse me sir?"
Big sigh from me - "Can I go to the sorting office & collect my mail?"
"No sir, unfortunately we are not set up to handle that."
So, when will I get my mail? It's been a week now."
"When the pavements are clear of snow & ice."
"Great."
"Is there anything else I can help you with sir?"
Click. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz