glojo
Hardcore MB Enthusiast
We have had a number of blonde jokes, and it appears politically incorrect to recite Irish Jokes....... but here goes
Subject: Paddy's pregnant sister
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into
a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically,
she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am,
you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had
to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gob****e!" Expecting the worst,
she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise,"
says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a
beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like
Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
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Denephew
Think about it
Subject: Paddy's pregnant sister
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into
a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically,
she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am,
you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had
to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gob****e!" Expecting the worst,
she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise,"
says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a
beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like
Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
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Denephew
Think about it