Not the way to treat your 1 week old merc

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Perhaps he wasn't aware the car had a tracker fitted.
 
You think he was loco - just not in Acapulco ?
 
Mmm, Twice the legal limit at 7am in the morning? You burn off a unit of alcohol an hour, so that would be what? Six pints the night before?
 
No sympathy. They should also pursue him for costs and lost revenue on the tram service.
 
When it comes to comedians you're definitely a sleeper.


When I was young, I was in a band. The drummer had awful timing and I drew the short straw to sack him.

I felt really guilty, though. He attempted suicide and threw himself behind a train.
 
When I was young, I was in a band. The drummer had awful timing and I drew the short straw to sack him.

I felt really guilty, though. He attempted suicide and threw himself behind a train.

Had he succeeded , he'd have been the late ..
 
ringway said:
When I was young, I was in a band. The drummer had awful timing and I drew the short straw to sack him. I felt really guilty, though. He attempted suicide and threw himself behind a train.
I don't know which is worse: your joke or the fact that I laughed.
 
Had he succeeded , he'd have been the late ..

He's lucky the train turned up at all. It would only take one leaf to delay that train.

"Suicide cancelled due to leaves on line".
 

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