Nowt like folk

[television]

I dropped off a 2 year old golf, belonging to a good friend to my coach builders yesterday for some rear door damage, we soon saw that this door had been painted 6 times, there was so much paint we had a problem getting the handle back on.

When I took it back and told him my friend said " Oh no that cant be right, the salesman was so nice and he would have told us"

 

[edgersoldchap]

How quaint - to be so trusting and innocent, like a child.

Pity, that the cruel world outside awaits!

 

[seymansey]

Having done some work in the salesman world, it is scary sometimes to have a customer that would literally believe everything you say. A bit like those customers they have on the PC World adverts that buy a PC/Laptop in under 10 seconds...

 

[crockers]

What -- you mean salesmen don't tell the truth..................

 

[mercmanuk]

Have you ever noticed when buying anything the one you want is the one the salesman bought last week.
a kettle he had the same one
new printer he had one
shoes she bought the same for her husband the week before

anazing

 

[crockers]

Have you ever noticed when buying anything the one you want is the one the salesman bought last week.
a kettle he had the same one
new printer he had one
shoes she bought the same for her husband the week before

anazing

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ......wouldn't want to be in your shoes

 

[television]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ......wouldn't want to be in your shoes

Do you think that you would be defeated

 

[crockers]

Do you think that you would be defeated

No but I know I would end up putting my foot in it.....and then being told to put a sock in it

 

[television]

No but I know I would end up putting my foot in it.....and then being told to put a sock in it

As a kind sole, you just have to come to heel, and toe the line

 

[crockers]

As a kind sole, you just have to come to heel, and toe the line

These puns can't "last" much longer - remember this is supposed to be a straight laced forum -

 

[Carrotchomper]

I was going to e-mail a Mod to get this deleted, but didnt want to tread on anyone's toes.

 

[crockers]

I was going to e-mail a Mod to get this deleted, but didnt want to tread on anyone's toes.

You got your boots on -- Ploding around ?