Genuine conversation between a colleague and our control room, earlier this week in the wee small hours:
Colleague: "I've just spotted a broken down artic near J41. Who is it we call? Is it NATO?
Dispatcher: "Only if you want to nuke it.........."
Colleague: "I've just spotted a broken down artic near J41. Who is it we call? Is it NATO?
Dispatcher: "Only if you want to nuke it.........."
