If I ever had the good fortune to live another life, I have definitely made up my mind what I would want to be - a Mercedes Benz car salesman...
Got to be the cushiest number in sales.
Everyone who crosses their threshold is either a hard core Mercedes nut or aspires to be one. That makes life very easy.
The punters are only there because the showroom's got a car they want. The salesman fixes the price - nice and high - and only they know the price they will come down to. They talk down the price of your trade in, and leave you to fume on it. Take it or leave it, or just up it a bit as a sweetener.
They never let their hearts rule their heads like we punters do. How ever clever we think we are, they hold all the aces because they have the inside knowledge. Talk about a win win situation!
Best of all, they know that if we walk out of the door then someone else will soon walk right back in, probably sooner rather than later!
Can't think of a better job, can you??
Got to be the cushiest number in sales.
Everyone who crosses their threshold is either a hard core Mercedes nut or aspires to be one. That makes life very easy.
The punters are only there because the showroom's got a car they want. The salesman fixes the price - nice and high - and only they know the price they will come down to. They talk down the price of your trade in, and leave you to fume on it. Take it or leave it, or just up it a bit as a sweetener.
They never let their hearts rule their heads like we punters do. How ever clever we think we are, they hold all the aces because they have the inside knowledge. Talk about a win win situation!
Best of all, they know that if we walk out of the door then someone else will soon walk right back in, probably sooner rather than later!
Can't think of a better job, can you??