One letter can really change a film

[scumbag]

Peat.

The harrowing tale of two peat bog swimmers.

 

[scumbag]

Lord of the Dings.

The fellowship of Scrotes amusing tale of car park excitement with an old rusting ford transit and lots of nice cars having paintwork altering dents and scratches applied for no reason other than a complete lack of spatial awareness and inability to concentrate.

 

[scumbag]

The Stoolbus.

A malayasian tale of turd taxi's and effluent removal persons daily movements.

(Ok I cheated, two letters)

 

[scumbag]

Bling John Malkovic.

Orange county blingers attempt to install 24inch spinners in John Malkovic with hilarious results.

Starring Jack Black, obviously.

 

[GLK]

The Filth Element - Corbyn biopic

 

[Ted]

Daal

Bollywood classic about a beautiful Indian dancer who moves to Mumbai and falls in love with lentils.

 

[CLSMark]

Forrest Humps

Forrest makes a homosexual advance toward Lt Dan. Only to be disappointed

"But you ain't got no Penis Lt Dan"

"Yes, I know that"






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[MikeInWimbledon]

Love on the District line / Sunshine fitness instructors

"The 39 Stops."


" Pilates of the Caribbean."

 

[Steveml63]

Hamburger Hell
One soldiers quest to get better combat rations

The Man with the golden bun

Tomorrow never diet
Vanessa Feltz's struggle with binge eating

 

[Giantvanman]

Paws
A rogue dog savages a seaside town.

 

[Giantvanman]

Moan
A lone astronaut isn't happy about being alone on the Moon

 

[Giantvanman]

The Fridge
A murder detective series set in freezing cold Sweden/Denmark

 

[John]

B.T. - phone home...

BAWS - When a young woman is killed by a pair of bollarks while skinny-dipping near the New England tourist town of Amity Island, police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider)...

TWILIGHT BONE - A driver and a hitchhiker are driving very late at night. The conversation turns to what episodes of The Twilight Zone they found most scary. The hitchhiker then asks, "Do you want to see something really scary?" He turns into a monster and gets out his massive hampton...

INDIANA BONES THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

RAIDERS OF THE LOS ARS

THE GOOLIES

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBI

JURASSIC PORK

TRUE GIT

THE EMPIRE STROKES BACK

DIG HARD

GOOSEBUSTERS

THE LINO KING

RESERVOIR BOGS

RONAN THE BARBARIAN

KINDERGARTEN CUP

KACKBOXER

UNIVERSAL SOLDER

BEVERLEY HILLS COT

 

[Giantvanman]

^ Have you been sifting through your porn collection for titles?

 

[Ted]

WALLiE
The last Scottish robot on earth searches for his missing denture.

 

[Davycc]

Maywatch - story of undecided film critics.

Eyes Wide Sh*t - the morning loo visit after a vindaloo

 

[Giantvanman]

Carly on Matron
Hospital based lesbian love.

 

[Giantvanman]

The Habbit
A fingernail biting epic tale. (I know there's only one B)

 

[Giantvanman]

Tartan
Raised by haggis in a jungle and protected by weavers.

 

[John]

Transpotting