One letter can really change a film

[Druk]

Transpotting

Is this a gardening film?

 

[scumbag]

T2, Trainslotting.

A group of guys head back to their formative years and reminisce over some serious double O action. Full on Hornby gauging. a masterpiece from that man who did the Olympics opening and closing bits that will have cinema goers heading to the aisles in droves.

 

[SpoonJar]

Wocky, starring Jonathan Ross.
The Germinator.
Stir Wars.
Woodfellas.
Paddyshack.

 

[John]

Is this a gardening film?

More to do with those with an appreciation for TVs!

 

[LTD]

Vestless Natives

Biopic following a group of Newcastle United fans on a day out to the football match

 

[GLK]

Pelican Grief - a harrowing tale of life and death of a fat bird, also known as a 'big gob"

 

[CLSMark]

Banishing Point

A driver of a 58 plate Toyota Prius, attempts to drive from Basingstoke to Slough in under 45 mins.

He has to stop for his green tea and and spare Jesus sandals along the way though.

If he fails, he has to use it as a mini cab in central London, and put up with the hatred from the internal combustion engine driver.


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[SpoonJar]

Back to the Suture - Doc removes Marty's stitches.
Raging Gull - Nobody's chips are safe.
A Beautiful Rind - Mmmm, Bacon.

 

[scumbag]

A time to Till.

A harrowing tale of a supermarket checkout supervisor, realising that the company idea of self service checkouts is a complete waste of time and resoruces and provides zero customer service, suddenly decides to actually open up all the staffed tills and close down the self service idea, and speeds up the flow of people buying things without having to send someone to each damned till coz it won't recognise, as a minimum, at least two of their items.

Starring Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Hardy, Tom Baker and Tom Ator-Sorce.

 

[Davycc]

Fiddler on the Hoof - Action adventure film about a runaway tax-dodger!

 

[Davycc]

Forest Gimp - The sequel to Pulp Fiction telling how the gimp escaped and became a Forestry worker.

 

[GLK]

Forest Dump - a gripping 'who done it' detective story, following a discovery of a biggest pile of sh!te ever found in a wooded area.

 

[scumbag]

Monty Pythons'

1. The Holy Brail. The search to find the revered touch writing of yesteryear
2. The life of Drain. another attempt to decipher what the Romans did for us

Ok they are spelt wrong.

3. The meaning of Liff (We've done that)

 

[Druk]

Forest Pump - The detective gets a puncture while chasing the bear responsible for the incident in post #72.

 

[scumbag]

Ballet to the head.

One mans struggle with a singlet and pirouettes

 

[Iceviolet]

Womb raider
Definitely found in the x rated section!

 

[SpoonJar]

Hobocop - Murphy has fallen on hard times.
BellBoy - The Devil will fetch your bags.

 

[GLK]

Gush Hour - a new season in the 24 franchise, depicting (in real time) the unfortunate consequences of a Viagra overdose by members of the CTU.

 

[219]

JURASSIC PAR
CGI dinosaurs in a pro-velociraptor golf tournament

That one already exists on the north side of Glasgow

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...est_Dunbartonshire_Loch_Lomond_and_The_T.html

 

[219]

Hostbusters - the story of three guys who make a career of crashing parties , and consume all the food and drink .

Pie Hard - the story of an ex cop who puts Desperate Dan to shame .

Quack to the future - the story of a time travelling duck