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OT: What Gender is it ?

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What Gender is it? (no doubt written by a female... )
What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items look neutral to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example.........

1) Plastic Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

2) Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyre-- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 
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Nice one Sym!!

My fave is...
sym said:
2) Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

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S.
 
Fab - loved them all with the exception of number 8 - clearly written by a man:D

Not sure I identify withe a photo copier tho - ours are always breaking down at work - or would that be construed as withdrawal of services until TLC is administered;)

Remote control - hmmmmmmmmmmm now there's a thought:D
 
pammy said:
Fab - loved them all with the exception of number 8 - clearly written by a man:D
oops !! Well spotted ;)

S.
 

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