Other car forum quotes - quite funny

[Meldrew2]

38 : Reliant Robin forum
"For sale - good condition, one careful owner"

 

[markjay]

39: Lada Owners Forum:
"Foe sale 1992 Lada Riva. Never driven by Clarkson".

 

[markjay]

40: Raleigh Bicycles Owners Forum:
"For sale, Stealth Night Shadow Edition, wrapped in matt black, no lights or reflectors. Ideal for night-time cruising on busy streets. One-hand handlebar operation allows giving the finger to startled motorists".

 

[Yugguy]

41: C220CDI forum:
"Can I remap my C220CDI to be as fast as a C250CDI?"

 

[BIG Sean]

35: Chrysler 300C Forum
"Wanna buy some gear?"

Oi!

 

[Darrell]

41. On a Mercedes forum,

If I see 2 large suit jackets together will I get an XXX large?

 

[BIG Sean]

41. On a Mercedes forum,

If I see 2 large suit jackets together will I get an XXX large?

best forum post EVER!

 

[AMGeed]

There are some crackers on "the other side"from one particular needy member.
But it wouldn't be fair to post them.

 

[lisa110rry]

On Mercedes Benz forum:

Just realised why my door clicker doesn't work - I've had the wrong batteries in it for months.

(hangs head in shame)

 

[Ted]

Nissan Leaf forum.
"just found the phone charger soc "

 

[HB]

Our forum "if my car has AMG mats , is it an AMG ? "

 

[Meldrew2]

42: Jaguar forum
"How do I get my F-Pace out of the bunker on the 4th hole?"
43: Maybach forum
"£2 million for 5%? I'm out. How about you, Theo?"
44: Lada forum
"Why do stand-up comedians not mention my car any more?"
45: Morris 1300 forum:
"I'm going to give you a darn good thrashing"

 

[Petrol Pete]

Morgan owners:
"I say old chap, what exactly is a forum, and how would one access it" ?

 

[TheFoX]

48: Audi forum.
Taken your advice, but they still won't pull over when I tailgate them. What is wrong with other car drivers. Don't they know they have to pull over to let me pass?

 

[daveenty]

There are some crackers on "the other side"from one particular needy member.
But it wouldn't be fair to post them.

He's one of the main reasons I'm having a break from over there Roger.

 

[BEJ]

He's one of the main reasons I'm having a break from over there Roger.

I've stopped looking at that forum since they changed the format.

 

[JohnRutter]

There are some crackers on "the other side"from one particular needy member.
But it wouldn't be fair to post them.

As a newbie here, I am wondering where that might be?
PH, PL or Merc Owners forum perhaps?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

As a newbie here, I am wondering where that might be?
PH, PL or Merc Owners forum perhaps?

Either way, I think they should post a few examples.

 

[AMGeed]

As a newbie here, I am wondering where that might be?
PH, PL or Merc Owners forum perhaps?

Either way, I think they should post a few examples.

The threads/posts are on the MBO forum.

It wouldn't be fair to repost Ant. But the poster in question is driving people away with his banal and needy posts.

 

[Meldrew2]

49: Steamroller forum
"This cop said I had three bald tyres"