Pet hates

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Tremendous effort though, not sure if it's worthwhile.

With that username you of all people should appreciate the effect of getting something off your chest.
 
People on bikes

People on bikes in massive groups

People on motorbikes squeezing through stationary traffic

People who play music too loud

People who attach custom exhaust (drain) pipes to their ****box corsa

People who put stickers on their cars

People who put them signs that say "princess on board", "babe on board" etc...

People who have caravans

People that drive up your ****

People who sit in the middle lane

People who blast down the outside lane when there's no reason to be out there

People who sit in their cars for ages after filling up

People that arnt prepared to pay after standing in a queue

People on forums who say "this has been posted before"

People that don't get out of the way of an ambulance

People that pull out in front of you even though there's no traffic behind

People who eat milky cereal

People who have milky tea

People that slurp their tea

People who park too close to you

People that ding your car

People who reverse into bays then carry their shopping round your car leaving their trolly
unattended

People that stand in the door ways of busy shops

People who take ages at a cash machine

People who only eat gluten free things

People who are Vegan

People that don't cover their face when they cough and sneeze

People that make a point to fart loudly in public

People that pick their nose in public

People that stay sat at a table in a busy restaurant chatting

People that laugh too loudly (I'm looking at you middle ages women that like to be seen drinking
wine)

People that key your car

People that touch you to get past in a busy location

People that talk with a Birmingham accent

People that donlt vote

People that drive a lexus (I'll never understand why)

People that forget to dip their main beams

People that don't take their tray of food away when done after eating at mc donalds, burgerking
etc

People who dot clean or flush the toilet when done

People that don't wash their hands

People that park in two bays

People that park in disabled / child bays

People that go up the curb to parallel park

People that don't maintain their gardens

People that don't pay attention to their screaming kid

People that bring babies to inappropriate places, weddings, cinema etc

People that smoke in busy places

People that vape

People that don't drive around puddles so they splash pedestrians

People that still press the button on crossings even though there are no other cars around.

People that don't wash and use public transport

People that overtake on blind bends

People that park on blind bends or brow of a hill

People that box you in

People that block box junctions

People that eat with their mouths open

People that don't indicate

People that add you to groups on facebook

People that sneeze unnecessarily loud

People that are always late

People that spit their chewing gum onto the floor

People that don't clean up after their dogs

People that litter

People that swear around children

People that ask for 20p in the street to make a phone call..

People that hurt animals

People that don't leave a note if they hit your car

People that step into the road without looking

People that chew gum loudly

People that wear headphone which leak sound

People that step on your heels because they are walking too closely

People that walk in groups side by side forcing you onto the path

People that walk slowly

People that don't talk down escalators

People that walk around IKEA

People that get their partner to get forgotten items while at a checkout

People that drive BMWs

People that wear shorts no matter what the weather because they have a tattoo.

People that eat smelly food on a train

People that don't have the common courtesy to say thanks after you've let them out

People on holiday

People taking selfies

People taking photographs with a tablet

People that use F instead of TH when talking

People who use works like "stoked" and "Reem"

People who take ages to cross the road

People that don't turn off their rear fog lights

People that don't pay attention to traffic lights and sit there for ages before setting off

People who say "I'm not being funny, but..."

People that text constantly, at the table etc...

People using their phones during movies

People that call their children buddy

People that use their mouse with the scroll bar (or that little button) to scroll instead of the scroll
wheel


...People

People that have waaaaaaay too much time on their hands. :D
 
People that bite their cutlery when eating. Why the **** do you do that?
 
People who press the wrong button in the lift!!!!!

Or those that jump on as the door close and go up ONE FLIGHT!!!!! WTF!!!!!!


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People who press the wrong button in the lift!!!!! Or those that jump on as the door close and go up ONE FLIGHT!!!!! WTF!!!!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

People that get into an elevator heading down, when they want to go up and it's clear there's a screen in the lobby showing which direction the elevator is heading

I'll add one-

People that drive forward into spaces, or anywhere that renders them having to reverse out like an idiot
 
People that leave their door wide open when next to you doing other stuff with the wind blowing - all it needs is a gust of wind to ruin your day
 
People that don't rake the bunker after they've played out of it... grr.
 
People who will try the same non accepted coin in a vending machine 10 times before trying a different one.

Probably said before, people who start every sentence with "so"

People who don't check a thread to see if their post has been posted b4!

People who use "text" speech when writing
 
So who "don't check a thread" to see if their post has been posted b4!
 
The current trend amongst men for not shaving facial hair properly. It might suit a slim faced person but many men with even a slightly chubby face dont look good at all. In my opinion of course. And it dont half irritate inner thighs
 
References to poo on the telly and therefore straight into your living room :(.

VI Poo

Hotels.com

Gogglebox showing two young women talking about pooing, and whether they made a loo paper pad to soften the "plop" noise :(.

Yuk :(.
 
Latest pc garbage referring to someone of mixed race as of "dual heritage". Listened to some interview recently when hyper pc mother described her son like this about 20 times. Utter cobblers of course because we are all multi heritage.
 
Latest pc garbage referring to someone of mixed race as of "dual heritage". Listened to some interview recently when hyper pc mother described her son like this about 20 times. Utter cobblers of course because we are all multi heritage.

A few years back, a colleague did my family tree for me and while my mother's side all came from the Portsmouth area and were in either shipbuilding or the Royal Navy, my father's side was somewhat more convoluted.

My father was born in Aberdeen, Scotland, during the second world war. His father was Irish and his mother was Welsh. Her Mother was Maltese and her father was Canadian. His parentage is unknown because he was given up for adoption when he was a baby.

This would explain why I am white while my brother has a distinct maltese tan.

If we all go back far enough, we'll find some contamination of our imagined purity. No one is true anything anymore. Even our Royal Family has German heritage.

Anyway, our small country has been invaded numerous times. Forget about the current immigrant invasion, we have been invaded by the Vikings and the French, and during the second world war, we were invaded by the Yanks.

:p

So phrases such as 'Dual Heritage' have no meaning whatsoever. People are people, regardless of their colour or racial features.
 
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When you get a call from Mercedes saying your car will be delayed..
 
When you have a torn Calf muscle and miss out on your daughters 12th Birthday party. :doh:
 

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