Pet hates

[Conquistador]

Canadian baby registered 'gender unspecified' in possible world first

Gender neutrality, specifically the above case.

Makes my blood boil. There are such clear biological differences between MALE and FEMALE. You are one or the other.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

When you get grief from Mrs & daughter for using to toilet and creating 'a stench' as they call it. God forbid I use the toilet for what it was built for!

Where do they want me to go, in the garden???


(Sorry John(Developer))

 

[Lennox]

When you get grief from Mrs & daughter for using to toilet and creating 'a stench' as they call it. God forbid I use the toilet for what it was built for!

Where do they want me to go, in the garden???


(Sorry John(Developer))

It's called defumigation!! Have you never heard of opening a window or addressing the smell with toilet cleaner or a small aerosol ??? Lol



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[Deleted member 113659]

It's called defumigation!! Have you never heard of opening a window or addressing the smell with toilet cleaner or a small aerosol ??? Lol



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Yeah, always open the window. I always spray air freshener. Not much else I can do apart from s**t in the garden.

 

[CLSMark]

People who do their weekly shop in the petrol station. Or get back to the car and take a fortnight to pull away


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[CLSMark]

When you get grief from Mrs & daughter for using to toilet and creating 'a stench' as they call it. God forbid I use the toilet for what it was built for!

Where do they want me to go, in the garden???


(Sorry John(Developer))

My 3 year olds leavings, make me gag.


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[Peter103]

Yeah, always open the window. I always spray air freshener. Not much else I can do apart from s**t in the garden.

Hi Ant, this is what you need, buy it on Amazon, costs about £8, spray in pan before you have a Tom tit, marvellous. Oops! Upside down.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

People who get back to the car and take a fortnight to pull away

This'll be you from Thursday onwards.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Hi Ant, this is what you need, buy it on Amazon, costs about £8, spray in pan before you have a Tom tit, marvellous. Oops! Upside down.

Fathers day & my birthday just gone Peter.

However, it's not what I need as I don't have a problem with the smell. Maybes I'll treat Mrs Ant to it for her birthday.

 

[brucemillar]

People who on dual carriageways, motorways etc waft up alongside you into your blind-spot, then decide they like it there. They like it so much, they will sit there for an eternity matching your speed until eventually you start to reel in the car(s) in front. Still they will not drop back or move past, so you have to brake.

 

[french]

Yeah, always open the window. I always spray air freshener. Not much else I can do apart from s**t in the garden.

Why not bypass all that & shit in the neighbours hedge ?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Why not bypass all that & shit in the neighbours hedge ?

I knew this thread would come back to haunt me.

 

[Deleted96908]

When you get grief from Mrs & daughter for using to toilet and creating 'a stench' as they call it. God forbid I use the toilet for what it was built for!

Where do they want me to go, in the garden???

Have you never heard of opening a window or addressing the smell with toilet cleaner or a small aerosol ??? Lol

Maybe he doesn’t have a small aerosol.

Could that be the problem?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Maybe he doesn’t have a small aerosol

Could that be the problem?

I do, I do. Honestly, it’s as tiny as a rabbits nose.

 

[CLSMark]

Blokes who can’t grow a beard, but persevere with the illusion they can

Like so..

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[Deleted member 113659]

Blokes who can’t grow a beard, but persevere with the illusion they can

Like so..

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Ok Chewbacca.

 

[CLSMark]

Ok Chewbacca.

No problem, Leia


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[Deleted member 113659]

No problem, Leia


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I’m Ya Man

 

[Deleted96908]

Palm Pilots

 

[grimree]

Probably going to get flack, but here goes - Cyclists - now I don't go into London (or any other large city) and I can see that a pedal cycle may be a good thing in congested areas but -I live in a village in the country, our roads are used for access, in or out, and most people use cars (or public transport). When the weather is fine, or at weekends, we are plagued by hoards of 'lycra louts' who spend all week in the neighbouring towns, but then come out in the country, presumably for the fresh air.
They invariably ignore Rule 66 of the Highway Code and ride in large groups, or at least in pairs, and will never ride in single file, you cannot get past them, so all the traffic backs up at 10mph - CARS CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT!
Another couple of points - in the centre of the village is a width restriction, with priorty given to traffic in one direction (approved signage in place)- guess who the signs don't apply to?
The second point - we have a river near to the village, with a narrow bridge, controlled by traffic lights. When the lights are 'red' a queue of traffic(cars) forms waiting to use the bridge, guess who rides to the front of the queue, and then holds everyone up whilst they pedal up onto the bridge?

Thats the end of my rant, I'll now gointo the corner and get my Teddy back