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To Gollom -- If Pornhub is the Siberian name for Corn-on -the -Cob quite possibly. I believe there's currently a shortage of packets of this particular exotic commodity in the Petfood Aisle at SAINSBURY'S and people loudly demanding "MORE PORN" at the checkout has lead to some ugly scenes?
 
I've gone all over my Mercedes but can't find the hamster, I assume that as someone else has one (without vin number) then I should have one too? Is the fact my hamster is missing grounds for rejecting the car? Ps, bought the car off a guy in the pub.

You need your data card to confirm if you had the Cricetidae option
 
So, if I go to one of the recommended remappers will they be able to supply a new hamster and wheel to bring my mpg back to what it was? What if I fitted a guinea pig instead, would the increase in power mean I need to inform my insurance?
 
The hamster would have to be coded to the wheel and the wheel then coded to the car for this to work. A guinea pig may prove too poweful for the standard transmission!
 
Is Basil, a baby Siberian hamster.
 
I've recently bought an A180 AMG-ish Sport Premium Plus Plus Night Four Pot Diesel Murdered-out Black Edition. On another forum, which shall remain nameless, they're saying it's NOT and AMG!!??? Well their loss is your gain!!!!!!! Here I am!!

Mods, can you put this in the AMG Performance Lounge? Every time I try to post in there it doesn't work and it ends up in the Diesel Hypermiler section. That's no good!! I want to talk to FELLOW AMG owners!!!!!
 
My Mercedens-Benz E class E250CDI Avantgarde is equipped with BlueEfficiency engine does it mean I can drink the water coming out of exhaust pipe?
 
Just away to go get my popcorn, back in a minute
 
I've gone all over my Mercedes but can't find the hamster, I assume that as someone else has one (without vin number) then I should have one too? Is the fact my hamster is missing grounds for rejecting the car? Ps, bought the car off a guy in the pub.
Theiving scumbag must have nicked it
 
Theiving scumbag must have nicked it
I hear that hamster theft has increased by 67.8% since the start of the corona virus epidemic. Apparently Mercedes branded hamsters are used in Chinese medicine and if you can find the ultra rare Russian ones they completely cure people of the need to self isolate, allowing you to go about your normal business, wander round parks etc. The only side effect is the unfathomable compulsion to stockpile toilet roll!
 
I hear that hamster theft has increased by 67.8% since the start of the corona virus epidemic. Apparently Mercedes branded hamsters are used in Chinese medicine and if you can find the ultra rare Russian ones they completely cure people of the need to self isolate, allowing you to go about your normal business, wander round parks etc. The only side effect is the unfathomable compulsion to stockpile toilet roll!
So whats the full procedure? Does it involve filing down its claws and using a toilet paper tube?
 
I think you have to modify its exhaust and extend its ears for added car park downforce
 
I suppose the advantage of stealing hamsters, rather than cats, is that you can carry more.
 
It seems to me that lots of these MB hamsters have been spat out of the exhausts already.
There are loads of road dents around here.

Aah, I'm here all week,
'cos I got no where else to flippin' go.
 

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