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Hi guys, I could so with some help.
I'm working on a website that will have to show one random quotation a day ... the website is concerned with performance cars, so I need a selection of quotes that a script can pull from. Cars we're talking about are Ferrari, TVR, Porsche, Lotus, Maserati, obviously Mercedes , etc. It doesn't matter too much if the name of the car isn't mentioned, but has to sound "sporty", "performance", "quality", with a bit of humour.
I've got a few already, but they're all from Jeremy Clarkson . Not a problem in itself as he is a bit of a humorous cad, but it would be nice to have some variation. Searching for quotations on Google has given me a headache.
Here's some of JCs to give you a flavour of what I'm after (I've picked up most of these off PH):
"TVR Cerbera; so fast, it can create it's own weather." (Like that one )
"Some cars are girly, but not this one; it's a man, and not a washboard-stomached male model either. This is a big, hulking bouncer with a neck like a birthday cake and a fondness for biting the heads off dogs." (Bit long that one really)
"This time the boys from Blackpool have done the unthinkable - they've fitted wheels to a thunderstorm"
"The girl next to the BMW driver is probably wearing an alice band, whereas the girl next to the TVR driver probably isnt wearing any knickers."
"The Z3M is quick, the Boxster quicker still but both get blitzed by the TVR Chimaera in its relentless pursuit to headbutt the horizon."
"The Ferrari 355 sounds like God shouting"
Cheers for any help
Andrew
I'm working on a website that will have to show one random quotation a day ... the website is concerned with performance cars, so I need a selection of quotes that a script can pull from. Cars we're talking about are Ferrari, TVR, Porsche, Lotus, Maserati, obviously Mercedes , etc. It doesn't matter too much if the name of the car isn't mentioned, but has to sound "sporty", "performance", "quality", with a bit of humour.
I've got a few already, but they're all from Jeremy Clarkson . Not a problem in itself as he is a bit of a humorous cad, but it would be nice to have some variation. Searching for quotations on Google has given me a headache.
Here's some of JCs to give you a flavour of what I'm after (I've picked up most of these off PH):
"TVR Cerbera; so fast, it can create it's own weather." (Like that one )
"Some cars are girly, but not this one; it's a man, and not a washboard-stomached male model either. This is a big, hulking bouncer with a neck like a birthday cake and a fondness for biting the heads off dogs." (Bit long that one really)
"This time the boys from Blackpool have done the unthinkable - they've fitted wheels to a thunderstorm"
"The girl next to the BMW driver is probably wearing an alice band, whereas the girl next to the TVR driver probably isnt wearing any knickers."
"The Z3M is quick, the Boxster quicker still but both get blitzed by the TVR Chimaera in its relentless pursuit to headbutt the horizon."
"The Ferrari 355 sounds like God shouting"
Cheers for any help
Andrew