Real Friday sillyness - go on - join in

[pammy]

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Add your name on .
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, share it .

And don't go all adult- me n mine are adoptingour new names for the day .

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilker. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = ***** t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Have a nice day -

love from

Pinky Applebuns :bannana:

 

[lotusmark2]

I'm Loopy Applebuns, hmmm me and you eh Pammy

 

[Flyer]

Today's very stressful - just kerbed my nsf alloy after kerbing my nsr one last week (never kerbed an alloy before that!) and come back from that to a letter informing me I have to write off a couple of thousand quid ... so, today I am Gadget Gerbilchunks

 

[jimmy]

Pinky Bubblesniffer,

Could have been worse. (Thought it was gonna be Slimy Fannysniffer!!)

 

[Tan]

hello: my name is Zippy Wafflesprinkles...and not alot people know that.

 

[BaldGuy]

Mr Crusty Waffle Tush at your service here!!!! married to Pinky and have 2 kids Stinky 9 ( You dont know how true that is!!!) and Cheeseball 4....

and if we are doing cars as well I drive a Fluffy Gerbil Tush.....

 

[SEM]

Crusty Gigglebuns. i must be a cousin!

 

[Shude]

for the rest of today I shall insist on being known as Buttercup Gizzardsprinkles.

 

[AdamBoyse]

I'm sorry to say my name is "poopsie bubblefanny"

Oh dear...

 

[Webby]

Have a nice weekend. From Dorky Girdlemouth

 

[sym]

Today's very stressful - just kerbed my nsf alloy after kerbing my nsr one last week (never kerbed an alloy before that!) and come back from that to a letter informing me I have to write off a couple of thousand quid ... so, today I am Gadget Gerbilchunks

Pinky Applebrain can sympathise with you m8 - just kerbed my front brand new AMG alloy (although the rim protector took the brunt of the impact and the damage is hardly noticeable - still upsetting though )

 

[fuzzer]

Pinky Applebrain can sympathise with you m8 - just kerbed my front brand new AMG alloy (although the rim protector took the brunt of the impact and the damage is hardly noticeable - still upsetting though )

Snotty Applepants.

Thats it !!get them off your car and send them to me .. ill look after them. You can visit them when you want !!!!

 

[andy_k]

tee hee what happens when your surname only has 3 letters?



Andy

 

[simonl]

tee hee what happens when your surname only has 3 letters?



Andy

then you can't join in the fun......like poor old me.

 

[Howard]

Greetings from Cheeseball Cootie Sniffer

 

[sportyreptile]

A Big Up the Massive from Boobie Gizzardsquirt.

 

[pammy]

then you can't join in the fun......like poor old me.

aaaaw - poor sweetie pies - improvise - just make do with the two parter

 

[PJH]

Tootie Cootieface Yes I always knew I was Cute.

 

[pepper&boulou]

Dufus Bubblebrain! charming.

 

[Steve_Perry]

Crusty Girdlebuns

Hmm that reminds me, gotta put the washing on

C.