Scary thought

[Ted]

Tonight at 11.55 pm it will be less than twenty years since I was in my thirties.
Six minutes later, it will be less than twenty years until I am in my eighties.
Frightening isn't it?

 

[Jeff666]

As I hit ** I thought I might be sensible Some F**king chance!! Rock On!!!

 

[Bogatyri]

Tonight at 11.55 pm it will be less than twenty years since I was in my thirties.
Six minutes later, it will be less than twenty years until I am in my eighties.
Frightening isn't it?

happy birthday

 

[wemorgan]

Tonight at 11.55 pm it will be less than twenty years since I was in my thirties.
Six minutes later, it will be less than twenty years until I am in my eighties.
Frightening isn't it?

Have a drink, it sounds like you need one.

Happy Birthday!

 

[rifiki]

Just don't think about it, take life as it comes.

 

[Charles Morgan]

Just keep looking forward to the bus pass.

 

[Will]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow

And remember - it's only a number!

 

[abecketts]

you are not getting old just older, celebrate with something special and enjoy

 

[flying haggis]

Always remember

Growing old is compulsory

Growing up is optional

 

[John]

Happy Birthday.

It seems to go faster - the more years that go by.

Just get on and enjoy it.

 

[artyman]

I've reached my sell by date, but still feel the same as I did when I was 27, unfortunately some of the bits are showing signs of wear

 

[John]

My late granddad once told me he still felt 18 even at 81 - in the mind that is!

 

[camerafodder]

My late granddad once told me he still felt 18 even at 81 - in the mind that is!

"It's my sex drive doctor, I want it lowering"
"Mr Jones at your age its all in your head"
"I know Doctor... I want it lowering!"

 

[Ted]

I have noticed the sex drive reducing as I get older.
2010 was the last time I had sex, and before that, 2003.
Still it's only 2158, so not TOO bad.

 

[MD5]

Just went through this a few weeks ago, and was chatting to a mate who pointed out that our ages have begun with an 'f' for the last two decades, and a 't' for the previous two decades, and now, when you are more prone to dribbling, the next two decades will begin with an 's'. I decided then that my age would still begin with an 'f', and the second word would be sixty!

Happy birthday, Ted, it ain't that bad......so far!

 

[MD5]

I have noticed the sex drive reducing as I get older.
2010 was the last time I had sex, and before that, 2003.
Still it's only 2158, so not TOO bad.

My uncle is still having sex at 94, which is handy, 'cos he lives at 85.

 

[markjay]

I have noticed the sex drive reducing as I get older....

Are you referring to Motivation, or Capability...?

 

[del320]

...taking all night to do what you used to do all night...

 

[developer]

Happy Birthday Ted .

 

[camerafodder]

Happy Birthday Ted!