Scumbag says I'm fat

[robert.saunders]

This was taken at a wedding last weekend. Borderline drunk I accede; fat? You decide

 

[Dieselman]

Poll..

 

[scumbag]

This was taken at a wedding last weekend. Borderline drunk I accede; fat? You decide

enormous.

if theY painted you bLack and white, you would look like a 5ft football!

Don't go on a beach, they will pour water on you and try to drag you back in etc etc and so on.


MY bmi is 29 by the way.

 

[Dieselman]

MY bmi is 29 by the way.

Oops..

 

[scumbag]

aye, one step to obese!

 

[scumbag]

Plus, rolly saunders eats Mars Bar.

Note the single.


I do double deckers.

Note the lack of singularity!


And he drinks shandy?

 

[robert.saunders]

I knew this would be a mistake; poll? Erm...

 

[television]

I do not know

 

[scumbag]

I knew this would be a mistake; poll? Erm...

fat and stupid.

that is because you are so fat your brain is starved on oxygen as it flows through the billions of miles of outer space to get to your brain thus making you a bit dim.


Point proved.

Case rested.

Verdict, guilty.

sentence, 1000years.


5ltr heineken keg cracked open in celebration of another worthy win.




You crashed and burned dear boy.

 

[robert.saunders]

Hmmm, how can I upgrade to Stella post-7pm now? I think I'll have water with dinner comprising some lettuce leaf, mixed with air, and added dust

 

[scumbag]

Hmmm, how can I upgrade to Stella post-7pm now? I think I'll have water with dinner comprising some lettuce leaf, mixed with air, and added dust

and no doubt a side order of chips sloshing about in lard!

Eat Lard and stay happy!

you could have ryevita's with your fish and chips. That will help

 

[Natalie]

Hmmm, how can I upgrade to Stella

.....concerned for Stella!

 

[robert.saunders]

I have diet coke as a mixer; every little helps

 

[robert.saunders]

.....concerned for Stella!

Please do not worry, we have a mutual understanding. However, the wedding frivolity was the fault of champagne, I have to admit

 

[scumbag]

whilst we were feeding the plane some hay, I was on camera, fat baldy guy with helmet.

and here is roly ploy sauders eating between meals

 

[scumbag]

and here is me, fresh from face stuffing in TGI Fridays, Times Square, NYC

 

[scumbag]

And croc burger anyone?

 

[scumbag]

Hey roly poly man.

Your time is near, I am coming to get you (Said in a scary voice)

 

[robert.saunders]

Is that you (on the right)?

 

[scumbag]

Is that you (on the right)?

yes, it would be a bid daft putting a pic of me up, if I wasn't on it!

Or did you think I was a girl. dope

That shandy has gone to your head hasn't it.