shocking and despicable behaviour

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Like so many of the threads Nick is involved in...this one has degenerated nicely...maybe time to close it, before too many groups are offended.

Feck off!!
 
Like so many of the threads Nick is involved in...this one has degenerated nicely...maybe time to close it, before too many groups are offended.

Sorry mate but I find the thread well funny without any need of closing
 
Sorry mate but I fond the thread well funny without any need of closing

I was having a joke everyone...get off my case...you know, in the spirit of the thread.
 
This forum needs a Tongue in cheek emoticon.

Like this?

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long-hand

:-J or :-Q
 
That's very discriminatory against people with bent tongues!!!
 
That's very discriminatory against people with bent tongues!!!

Humour warning:

You can't say that...nothing wrong with bent.

Anyway back on topic:

Offended groups:

Teenage herberts,
Honda riders ( and drivers for that matter),
Daily Mail readers,
anyone who qualifies to use Saga,
bus shelter appreciation society (western branch)
and last but not least...penguin lovers.

Need I say more.
 
Humour warning:

You can't say that...nothing wrong with bent.

Anyway back on topic:

Offended groups:

Teenage herberts,
Honda riders ( and drivers for that matter),
Daily Mail readers,
anyone who qualifies to use Saga,
bus shelter appreciation society (western branch)
and last but not least...penguin lovers.

Need I say more.


Members of the Traction Engine & Road Roller Society?
 
Oh dear, just re-read the OP...there were orphans in the shelter too.
 
I haven't seen a Steam Roller for years.....did it tow a trailer with the coal in it?

It was towing a caravan, apparantly they were on holiday from Doncaster, although the "ask driver for details" on the side of the roller and their offer to tarmac my drive had me worried that they were pikeys...
 
Was the moped racer Donza? Or Dragon.

Hang on. You had a Daily Mail on the passenger seat? Nick IS Dragon!!
 
Get on to the Daily Mail 'news' desk as soon as !

I can see the headline now :-

TRAVELLERS KILL NUNS & ORPHANS

POLICE POWERLESS TO ACT
 
Maybe the moped had a Sprintbooster?

If he had, but neglected to inform his insurer, then they maybe able to wriggle out of paying out to Nick. The orphans. And nuns. Or was it penguins?
 

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