shocking and despicable behaviour

[Palfrem]

..any particular type of vegetable?

 

[219]

Sour grapes ?

 

[Palfrem]

..so now you're telling me I need fruit!?

 

[219]

You only need fruit if you're nuts

 

[Palfrem]

I see there is a thread brewing on bicycle lanes

 

[st4]

I see there is a thread brewing on bicycle lanes

I strayed in, a mismatch of Eagle F1 and Efficient grip and a budget tyre meant I strayed into one.

Needless to say, I was given a FPN for my troubles.

However, I can maybe hire Nicks team to sue MB for putting the tyres on my car

 

[nick mercedes]

I strayed in, a mismatch of Eagle F1 and Efficient grip and a budget tyre meant I strayed into one.

Needless to say, I was given a FPN for my troubles.

However, I can maybe hire Nicks team to sue MB for putting the tyres on my car

My Missus is a barrister, I'll get her on the case, I predict you'll win millions.

 

[st4]

My Missus is a barrister, I'll get her on the case, I predict you'll win millions.

It got worse one of my injectors in my CDi failed causing my engine to miss fire meaning it bucked and knocked a bicylcist over, however, because it was such a new car I really should be getting a brand new Mercedes to tool about in, right???

 

[219]

They might give you a Volvo as a reward for that deed .

 

[nick mercedes]

It got worse one of my injectors in my CDi failed causing my engine to miss fire meaning it bucked and knocked a bicylcist over, however, because it was such a new car I really should be getting a brand new Mercedes to tool about in, right???

All the Mercedes have flat batteries and nobody can get into the boot, would a 6 owner Phaeton be ok?

 

[Deleted member 37751]

All the Mercedes have flat batteries and nobody can get into the boot, would a 6 owner Phaeton be ok?

Will it be detailed before it gets dropped off

 

[renault12ts]

All the Mercedes have flat batteries and nobody can get into the boot, would a 6 owner Phaeton be ok?

7 owners? One day each? I'd take Sunday.

 

[nick mercedes]

7 owners? One day each? I'd take Sunday.

Sunday is the day it goes for it's weekly £600 detail...

 

[renault12ts]

...£100 each, not so bad after all.

 

[nick mercedes]

...£100 each, not so bad after all.

With all that money you save by shopping in Lidl me and the other four were hoping that you'd be up for the whole £600?

 

[Mr Nicey]

I need a ****.

 

[219]

With all that money you save by shopping in Lidl me and the other four were hoping that you'd be up for the whole £600?

But will the detailers refit the child seats , so the Phateon can be parked in the parent & child spaces , or leave it on its side atop the roof ?

 

[nick mercedes]

I need a ****.

Do it quietly behind something, none of us will look.

 

[renault12ts]

With all that money you save by shopping in Lidl me and the other four were hoping that you'd be up for the whole £600?

£600, and only half a day...on yer bike.

 

[nick mercedes]

£600, and only half a day...on yer bike.

Not the bicycle lane thing again...