shocking and despicable behaviour

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Pontoneer said:
But will the detailers refit the child seats , so the Phateon can be parked in the parent & child spaces , or leave it on its side atop the roof ?
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I'll ask Bryony, she's the gaffer.
 
nick mercedes said:
While driving down one the several mile long straight sections of the A30 in my veg oil powered 200D (which I have had down rated to save on fuel) I happened to get stuck behind a steam roller.

Imagine my shock when some teenage herbert on a Honda stepframe moped overtook me at almost double the 20mph we were doing and darted into the 600yard space I was leaving in front of me for health and safety reasons. Needless to say I had to brake very heavily to avoid a collsion, my copy of the daily mail was flung off the parcel shelf, and Nick Jr was hurled towards the front seat due to the rip off garage I'd used not putting the child seat in properly - entirely their fault despite them leaving it on its side on the roof of the car and telling me about it.

Well as you can imagine I was outraged, I set off in pursuit of the criminal and managed to get behind him long enough to ring 999/trading standards/Saga and alert the authorities to the potential killer, sadly in my efforts to catch up with him I forced the steam roller off the road - it flattend a bus shelter full of nuns and orphens, but I still feel I was doing the right thing.

Now all I have to do is fire off a load of writs and put the garage who didn't refit my child seat in properly out of business...
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You should not really dial 999 as this was not a true emergency. There is a 0845 number specifically for reporting Honda moped riders; I am shocked that you did not know this. :)
 
Smiley said:
You should not really dial 999 as this was not a true emergency. There is a 0845 number specifically for reporting Honda moped riders; I am shocked that you did not know this. :)
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After you report the moped rider, the operator will give you the phone number of the local "STEPFRAME RAGE SUFFERERS FOCUS GROUP" they hold monthly meetings at the nearest roadworks.
 
Right! that's it. I've had enough of all this bickering on this forum. I'm off. Bye everybody!
 
I'm back! Hello everybody!
 
Pontoneer said:
But will the detailers refit the child seats , so the Phateon can be parked in the parent & child spaces , or leave it on its side atop the roof ?
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Its easier to drive it up the one way street with a dead end at the back.

Unless it comes with a silly regi plate, then its best not to drive it at all.
 
This thread needs a caption competition !
 
Glad to have this type of material on the forum, its quite refreshing ;)

Nick, who did that life hammer really hit? (hope it was him)
 
Those who can spell aren't found here.

Those who can't have caravans.

No danger of being caught then....
 
Your presuming is certainly a mistake, probably not deliberate though.

Or did you have a different meaning in mind?
 
Adam230K said:
Glad to have this type of material on the forum, its quite refreshing ;)

Nick, who did that life hammer really hit? (hope it was him)
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Nah , i dodged it ....

I have super strong neck muscles from where my head keeps being smacked back in the seat with the acceleration , no one can keep up with the remapped base model diesel. Gallardos , Enzos , you name it .... all eating our dust , and they were really trying too !! ;)
 
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