Short Premier league footballers???

[merc180k]

Guys/gals,

I'm needing a bit of help here. We have decided to have an interoffice fantasy league and I'd love to take part but am at a disadvantage in that I don't know anything about the English Premier League footballers.

I have also decided to go for a comedy twist in my team - no footballer allowed if they are over 5ft 10!!!

Can anyone help suggest players for my team?? I also need to find a comedy name - relating to the vertically challenged!!

Help and suggestions welcome!!

Simon

 

[jonnyboy]

good luck finding a keeper!!!!!

 

[stevesey]

Theo Walcot (5ft 9in)

 

[Baron_Samedi]

Good luck with the Oompalumpas!

 

[merc180k]

1 player - keep them coming.....

 

[Baron_Samedi]

Think you might need a concession for the goalkeeper.

I believe Shay Given is the shortest keeper but he is 6'1" tall...

Could be wrong though

 

[JasM]

Aaron Lennon is 5ft 5
Carlos Tevez is 5ft 6.5
Andrei Arshavin is 5ft 8
Jermaine Defoe is 5ft 6.5
Shaun Wright Phillips is 5ft 5.5

 

[Baron_Samedi]

Got to love those 0.5"....

As if the extra 12.7mm (height) is gonna impress the laydies

 

[glojo]

Aaron Lennon is 5ft 5
Carlos Tevez is 5ft 6.5
Andrei Arshavin is 5ft 8
Jermaine Defoe is 5ft 6.5
Shaun Wright Phillips is 5ft 5.5

Jermaine Defoe is a blooming midget... Definitely vertically challenged and I guess he is 5' 6" when wearing 10" stilletoe high heeled shoes. He is a midget. I am looking forward to seeing a picture of him stood alongside Peter Crouch. If Defoe is 5' 6.5" tall, then I guess Peter Crouch is 7' 19"

When stood on tip toe Danny Stevens of Torquay United is just about 5' 1" but they are in Division Two

 

[Benzowner]

Aaron Lennon is 5ft 5
Carlos Tevez is 5ft 6.5
Andrei Arshavin is 5ft 8
Jermaine Defoe is 5ft 6.5
Shaun Wright Phillips is 5ft 5.5

Who gonna play centre back outa that lot

 

[merc230k]

Official Site of the Premier League - Barclays Premier League News, Fixtures and Results | Statistics

tells you how tall players are in a list not in a million years would i have guesed ian fueler was the tallest at 2 mitres

 

[rag1873]

Tugay at blackburn!!!!

 

[BIG Sean]

Don't know how tall they are but they only look small;

Michael Owen and Paul Scholes